TWG IV: Another Bad Horror Story (Day 2)

[Solon Halwinder]

Nah, run-offs are two people by definition.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Hey, if it's a three way tie what else can we do?

[guy.]

hot sex sounds nice

[ANGRY ABOUT ENGLISH]

Hot sex? As the island slut, I declare myself all over that.

And then I vote ruri.

[Solon Halwinder]

Originally Posted by Heavy Metal Hero

Hey, if it's a three way tie what else can we do?

Flip coins or roll dice. That's what I always do in those situations.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Originally Posted by Solon Halwinder

Flip coins or roll dice. That's what I always do in those situations.

screw democracy, we govern statistically

[Solon Halwinder]

There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

I respectfully surrender.

[normac]

ruri needs to vote for ruri so we can get off this nearly week long first day.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Wait, we haven't lynched normac yet?

What the hell is wrong with this game?!

edit: post 100 lol

[ruri]

this is retarded

i vote myself so the game can get past the god damn first day

[guy.]

Yay, now the dongs can thrive.

[Beer Can]

And so, with a few fateful words that I'm too uncreative to think of, ruri turned down the bank's offer, and chose to open the briefcase. Inside was a great, big, pile of SURPRISE, YOU'RE DEAD!, which promptly killed her.

Naturally, the people of the island had their suspicions around ruri, and had planted the SURPRISE, YOU'RE DEAD! in that particular briefcase. After all, they all knew she had always had a strange obsession with the number 32.

As night fell, the dongs thrived to improportionate levels, and people rested very well. Still, there seemed to be an air of uneasiness around the camp, something that didn't quite feel right...

NIGHT 2, BITCHES. People who are cool, send me PMs.

[guy.]

Crap. Who else has a vagina?

[m335h73r of PBJ]

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