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08-16-2006, 11:05 AM
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Martha Coolidge has done it again. Following in the footsteps of Valley Girl, the Prince and Me, and Out to Sea, comes another triumphant cinematic masterpiece that is fun and heartwarming for the entire family. Where will YOU be when the historic team-up of the Duff sisters takes hold of the masses and never lets up? What will you tell YOUR grandchildren about how this movie revolutionized the film industry? In fact, to simply call it a movie would be a disservice to America; it is a phenomenon so grandiose in scale that to simply call it "epic" would be like vomiting in the face of freedom...
Get your Fandango tickets now.
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Haley Duff's remarkable transformation from plain jane popular blonde chick Sunny in "Napolean Dynamite" to strung-out, anorexic bulemic, cock-slapped, bone-rotted whore in "Material Girls" is worth the price of admission alone.
"$9.75 to watch? Sure! Can you ass-rape me while you're at it too, or do I have to pay for that also?" | |
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08-16-2006, 11:25 AM
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I refuse to watch this movie on the principle of Hillary Duff starring in it.
Even if she does look terrible in it.
The whore deserves it.
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08-16-2006, 01:15 PM
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You bash Snakes on a mother fucking plane?!
YOU DIE NOW!
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08-16-2006, 01:34 PM
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Samuel L. Jackson called me and told me that all I have to do is watch Snakes on a Plane and I live.
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08-16-2006, 02:05 PM
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No.
NO.
FUCKING NO.
I would be forgetting my internet roots and betraying myself if I did not see Snakes on a Plane. I'm gonna fucking watch that movie and no circumstance can prevent it.
This isn't even a circumstance, this movie is just shit with actors looking like other actors. | |
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08-16-2006, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ultralowincome PS
Haley Duff's remarkable transformation from plain jane popular blonde chick Sunny in "Napolean Dynamite" to strung-out, anorexic bulemic, cock-slapped, bone-rotted whore in "Material Girls" is worth the price of admission alone. | The fact that Duff is in it cancels out all the possible good in the movie... in fact it rips a hole in the space-time continuum, which allowed American Idol to exist.
So in some strange way it's bad before and after it is bad, I think... what was I talking about?
*Goes to watch Singin' in the Rain*
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08-16-2006, 05:39 PM
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On Friday, I'm going to watch Little Miss Sunshine. Steve Carrel is gonna rock so hard. | |
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Originally Posted by playa129 You bash Snakes on a mother fucking plane?!
YOU DIE NOW! | Quoted for truth!
But seriously, movie producers must be running out of names for films. Snakes on a Plane is the worst name ever! I could make better names like that! Plane Pythons!
Okay maybe not, but it's really quite sad. The first time I saw the advert I thought that it looked pretty good... then I saw the name and burst out laughing. | |
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08-16-2006, 06:21 PM
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i think thats the point, they wanted to make it campy. I heard that they were gonna change the title after production but Samuel Jackson refused to let it happen. Its goofy for goofiness sake, and its gonna work. I say at least 40 million opening weekend, the R rating kinda stops it from overtaking Pirates 2; I doubt soccer moms are taking their spoiled bratty Disney infatuated kids to this one... | |
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08-16-2006, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ultralowincome | fixed.
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ill just watch it because samuel l jackson aka BMF told me lol | |
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08-16-2006, 07:09 PM
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Oh man. I think I'm going to have to watch me some Hilary Duff whore-action this weekend.
*Cough*
Or, not.
I want to see Snakes on a Place just to hear Samuel L. Jackson yell "I want these mother f***ing snakes off my mother f***ing plane!" But there's a 99% chance I'll wait till DVD. 1% chance would be if it involved a good looking girl and getting sex sometime thereafter. Because I'm too cheap to go to the theater. | |
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Originally Posted by BEN.(SPEIRS) 7.0 Quoted for truth!
But seriously, movie producers must be running out of names for films. Snakes on a Plane is the worst name ever! I could make better names like that! Plane Pythons!
Okay maybe not, but it's really quite sad. The first time I saw the advert I thought that it looked pretty good... then I saw the name and burst out laughing. | The title was a humorous pitch at a meeting that suddenly turned into an attempt to convince a studio to take the project. New Line took it since they make shitty movies. When they tried to rename it to something shitty, Sammy J bitchslapped each employee of the company and said, "That's it. I am tired of these motherfucking names for this motherfucking movie!" And they changed it back to Snakes on a Plane because it's the best possible title for a movie of this magnitude. | |
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08-16-2006, 08:28 PM
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I saw the ad for that movie, I swear my eyes started to bleed.
Snake's > MaterialGirls | |
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08-16-2006, 11:35 PM
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Sorry my internetness is preventing me from going against SOAP especially since Duff is involved in this arguement. 
I'm going to see this on friday for sure. | |
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