This song is really weird and some of the translation might not be too accurate.
rolling 1000tOOn / Maximum the Hormone
chorus # 1
我は延髄突き割る 我は延髄突き割る
ROLLING ROLLING 延髄突き割る
（呼べ！レスキュー！）
延髄突き割る 我は延髄突き割る
ROLLING ROLLING 延髄突き割る
鼻血 即ブレイク！！
（へべれけダ～ウン）
美貌 恨み 乗り越え 夜通し寝過ごそう
理想 連勝！獲物絶えず獲り
トラップを消す頃 危険に発表
攻めと守りのリベンジ番町
エルボー アバラに 極めつけの神業
LET’s GO免罪 唾ぺっぺっぺっぺっ
ディスコ踊った 三日三晩どストレートにラリアットは超越
chorus # 2
スキップを１００歩 宙吊りで動悸なく飛びまわる
動悸なく飛びまわる
左ワキ腹 すきっ腹
スキップを１００歩 宙吊りで動悸なく飛びまわる
動悸なく飛びまわる
イナビカリ照らす！！
(repeat chorus # 1)
スケスケのスクール着にバスト揺らし登場！
スピリッツは今に上昇蹴れ！
空のマスターとろけ出す脳 徐々に足に来るボディーアッパー
ファスナーガード金的に蹴りかます
カモン！BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!
ちんすこう食った 三日三晩
どストレートにラリアットは超越
(repeat chorus # 2)
chorus # 1
Ware ha enzui tsuki waru ware ha enzui tsuki waru
ROLLING ROLLING enzui tsuki waru
(Yobe! Resukyu-!)
Enzui tsuki waru ware ha enzui tsuki waru
ROLLING ROLLING enzui tsuki waru
Hanaji soku bureiku!!
(hebereke da~un)
Bibou urami nori koe yorudooshi nesugoshisou
Risou renshou! Emono taezu tori
Torappu wo kesu koro kiken ni happyou
Seme to mamori no rebenji banchou
Erubo- abara ni kimetsuke no kamiwaza
LET’s GO menzai tsuba pe pe pe pe
Disuko odotta mikka miban dosutore-to ni rariatto ha chouetsu
chorus # 2
Sukippu wo 100 ppo chuugaeri de douki naku tobimawaru
Douki naku tobimawaru
Hidari wakibara sukippara
Sukippu wo 100 ppo chuugaeri de douki naku tobimawaru
Douki naku tobimawaru
Inabikari terasu!!
(repeat chorus # 1)
Sukesuke no suku-rugi ni basuto yurashi toujyou!
Supirittsu ha ima ni jyoushou kere!
Sora no masuta- toroke dasu nou jyojyo ni ashi ni kuru bodi-appa-
Fasuna-ga-do kinteki ni keri kamasu
Kamon! BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!
Chisukou kutta mikka miban
Dosutore-to ni rariatto ha chouetsu
(repeat chorus # 2)
chorus # 1
I busted the Medulla Oblongata [a part of the spinal cord that extends into the brain] I busted the Medulla Oblongata
ROLLING ROLLING busting the Medulla Oblongata
(Call! Rescue!)
Busting the Medulla Oblongata I busted the Medulla Oblongata
ROLLING ROLLING busting the Medulla Oblongata
My nose bled soon after!!
(hebereke down) [hebereke seems to be the name of an old puzzle video game? I don’t know what the word actually means]
Let us forget about beauty and grudges and sleep though the night
We are advancing towards our ideals! We are hunting our prey
By the time we take out the traps, danger is already there right before us
A captain of revenge is attacking and defending
The captain is executing his insane moves on the elbows and ribs
LET’S GO acquit pe pe pe pe [Japanese sound effect for someone spitting]
We danced in a disco club, Three days and three nights we performed our superb wrestling moves
chorus # 2
We skipped 100 steps, We flew around upside down without skipping a heartbeat
We flew around without skipping a heartbeat
Left side of the ribcage and stomach
We skipped 100 steps, We flew around upside down without skipping a heartbeat
We flew around without skipping a heartbeat
Inabikari [a nonsense word the songwriters seemed to have made up] shines
(repeat chorus # 1)
A lady appeared wearing a skimpy, school physical education uniform who is bouncing her breasts!
Right now our spirits are high!
The brain of the skymaster is oozing out, A strong uppercut will soon appear
We got our balls beaten by that lady
Come on! BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!
My balls ached for three days and three nights
We performed our superb wrestling moves
(repeat chorus # 2)
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From the Konami
web site. For the Japanese text that appears on their web site, I highlighted it in orange:
★ SOUND ★
「我は延髄突き割る！」こんな過激なサビの歌詞なので、後ろで見ているカップルの延髄を突き割る気分でプレ イしてください。
でもゲーム機は壊さないで下さい。
"I busted the Medulla Oblongata! [a part of the spinal cord that extends into the brain]". This song starts out with such radical lyrics, so play as if you're going to break the Medulla Oblongata of the couples standing behind you watching you play. But please do not break the arcade machine.
マキシマム ザ ホルモン：歌と六弦と社交性ゼロ担当
マキシマムザ亮君
Maximum the Hormone : Responsible for vocals, six stringed guitar, and sleazy socializing
Maximum the Ryo
★ DESIGN ★
サラッと聞くとカッコ良く、よ～く聞くとおもしろい。
この曲にあたったことはラッキーでした。
This song sounds cool if you just listen to it casually, and it is funny if you listen to it carefully. I was very fortunate to encounter a song such as this.
岩田 幸之
Iwata Yukino
岩田さんのHPはこちら！>>> http://www1.linkclub.or.jp/~yukino
Iwata's homepage is here! >>>
http://www1.linkclub.or.jp/~yukino
ゲーム機への移植を担当させていただいた亥です。
このクリップはもう勢い×1000な感じで作成させていただきました。
とっても賑やかなこのイラストを描いて下さったのはイラストレーターの岩田幸之さんです。
この賑やかさをどう表現しようか考えたところ、とにかくリズム！とにかく勢い！！をモットーに作成すること にしました。曲の勢いに乗って私のテンションゲージもググンと上がって行き、結果、ぶっ飛びクリップが出来 上がりましたとさ。
I was in charge of transferring the song to the arcade platform. I made this video with such spirit x 1000. Iwata Yukino drew the lively illustrations. My motto for making this video was rhythm and power to keep its liveliness and energetic feel. The video for this song reflects my excitement.
亥
Inoshishi
■おまけキャラクター設定
Character settings
(Picture of that guy in the red and white outfit with the helmet on)
1000㌧マン
どこからともなく表れ、街の治安を守る
「正義の味方」
その正体は・・・
1000 Ton Man
He appears from anywhere, protecting the city from harm. He is the so-called "Hero of Justice". His true identity is...
(Picture of that green guy reading the newspaper)
地底人7028
自称、地域の頼れるリーダー
家族思いだが、喧嘩っ早い
後先を考えず欲望に流されるタイプ
The Underground Man 7028
He refers to himself as the reliable leader of his people. He treasures his family but is short tempered and always gets into lots of fights. Usually never thinks of the consequences and acts according to his desires.
(Picture of that green lady with the pie and red ribbon on her head)
その妻7026
だんなをいつもハラハラしながら見ている
得意料理：カレー炒飯
チャームポイント：赤いリボン
The Wife 7026
She is always thrilled by her husband's actions.
Her favorite dish : curry fried rice.
The most charming thing about her : the red ribbon she wears.
(Picture of that green "kid" in the diapers)
その子供15032
まだ赤ちゃん
好きなもの：人間が作ったテレビ番組
「人間だってイイ人はいるはずでちゅ」
The Child 15032
Still a baby.
Favorites : human television programs.
His quote, "There should be kind-hearted humans among all those"
(Picture of the gorilla/bartender on the phone)
マスター
名前はもちろん「ゴリさん」
好きな物：金をたくさん落とす客、そしてバナナ
嫌いな物：騒がしい客、店の備品を壊すやつは許せないゾ～
Master
He has a real name of course, "Mr. Gorilla".
Favorites : A customer who has a lot of money and spends it. Bananas.
Dislikes : Troublesome customers. "I will bust anybody who breaks my property".
(Picture of the blonde lady)
ナースちゃん
お色気＆看護担当 金髪＆ボイン
街の住民はナースちゃんのサービスにメロメロ
口癖：まぁ！びっくり でも ダ・イ・ジョ・ウ・ブ
Ms. Nurse
In charge of sexiness and nursing. She is blonde and buxom. She always gets a lot of admiring stares while on duty.
Favorite saying: Oh! How shocking, but you will be O - K - A - Y
■だいたいのあらすじ
The general storyline
しがない田舎だったメランコリックタウンは、突如発生したゴールド ラッシュで、一夜にして高級カジノや高級ホテルの林立した六本木ヒルズみたいな西部一スーパーリッチな街に 大変身！
けど、繁栄の陰になく人（？）あり。
この騒ぎで、地底人たちがエンジョイしていた静かな暮らしは、ほとんどすべてぶち壊しになりま した。
特に家族の団欒がめちゃめちゃになった地底人7028（自称、地域のリーダー）は、大激怒！！ ！
親族一同と自慢のバギーにのってメランコリックタウンへ殴りこみに。
そして、マッチ一本で全てが消し飛ぶ火薬庫のような、風雲たなびくこの街に、今一人の男の影が ・・・
次回に続くかも！？
There was run-down city called, "Melancholic Town" which in one night, due to the gold rush, changed into a lively little town with high-class casinos and hotels, just like Roppongi Hills [a place in Japan like Las Vegas]! However there is a sacrifice for so much prosperity. Because of this rapid development, the underground society's quiet life was devastated. The Underground Man 7028 (who refers to himself as the reliable leader) became enraged because his family was in harm's way!!! He hopped onto his classy buggy with his relatives and invaded Melancholic Town.
The city was as if sitting on a powder keg of anger, one small incident would be enough to ignite it. Then there was a silhouette of a man...
To be continued next time maybe!?
rolling 1000tOOn/Maximum the Hormone/GF11 & Drummania 10/ Japanese, Romanji, English 
