Biggest Kitchen Disaster

ruri · 08-25-2006, 09:39 PM

Ok boys

I know some of you can be messy in the kitchen.

What are some of the biggest messes/food fuck ups that have happened to you?

Farfegnugen · 08-25-2006, 09:43 PM

i let my mom in the kitchen D:

**cstarflare** · 08-25-2006, 09:51 PM

One time I was hungry for a snake

So I looked in the freezer and we had some frozen garlic bread

It wouldn't fit in the toaster so I stuck in the microwave

For like three minutes

We could smell the burn for weeks

-mex- · 08-25-2006, 10:07 PM

Yeah, I lost all feeling in that area, got 8 stitches, and basically part of my finger was hanging off. You have no idea what it felt like; the pics don't even show the full wound. It was fucking deeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Alonso · 08-25-2006, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mexicans

Yeah, I lost all feeling in that area, got 8 stitches, and basically part of my finger was hanging off. You have no idea what it felt like; the pics don't even show the full wound. It was fucking deeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Damn, what were you doing?

K.AuthoR · 08-26-2006, 12:08 AM

My mom was sick at Thanksgiving one year, so I wanted to cook the turkey to make things easier for her.

It completely exploded in the oven. Even some of the bones.

ruri · 08-26-2006, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CStarFlare

snake

soap joke~~~~

WiLLiSTER · 08-26-2006, 03:07 AM

We had this stove with the flat surface that heats up and i left macaroni boiling. When I came back all the water was gone, macaroni burned to the pan, all this weird ass crap on the pan and stove, stove burned to hell.

All in about 15 minutes....

ANGRY ABOUT ENGLISH · 08-26-2006, 03:27 AM

My home kitchen: A buddy of mine made us garlic cheese toast. (We were about 8, in our defense.) It was so hideously powerful, since so much was used, the kitchen was unbearable to be in for almost two days. And then to top it off, the bread was too damn potent for me to finish, and I like garlic.

At work (I work in foodservice): Probably the newbie who got crepe batter on the WINDOWS. Yeah, that was fun to clean.

MC Malicious Gravy · 08-26-2006, 04:08 AM

Alright, I was half-asleep after working a god-awful 8am-8pm shift at work (fucking sports events), so I was starving (since my break was taken relatively early), so I threw together the following...

- Old leftover El Pollo Loco chicken
- diced mushrooms
- black pepper
- diced bacon
- spicy and champagne honey mustards
- bbq sauce
- cooked ramen noodles
- the beef seasoning that came with the ramen.

Well, after charring the whole damned thing up, I ate about 3 spoonfuls before giving up and going the rest of the day starving and wanting to throw up at the same time.

K.AuthoR · 08-26-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by .fetus

I threw together the following

- Old leftover El Pollo Loco chicken
- diced mushrooms
- black pepper
- diced bacon
- spicy and champagne honey mustards
- bbq sauce
- cooked ramen noodles
- the beef seasoning that came with the ramen.

Just reading that list DID make me throw up, right here all over my computer desk.

MC Malicious Gravy · 08-26-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by K.AuthoR

Just reading that list DID make me throw up, right here all over my computer desk.

Welcome to the world of fast food service. Only got 3 hours of sleep the previous night, had to work a crowd going to the USC vs. UCLA game at the L.A. Coloseum
(the Subway I worked was right across the street from it.

), so I was pretty much in La-La-Land.

normac · 08-26-2006, 02:09 PM

Ha I remember one time I was cooking brownies and making dinner at the same time. Dinner turned out okay and I took the brownies out of the oven and I usually set them on a stove burner to cool. It's an electric stove so the burners are like cake racks. Only problem was, I forgot to turn off the burner. The brownies were in a glass dish and while I was standing there talking to my roomate, it took no less than 5 minutes for the dish to explode all over the kitchen. The brownies fell on the burner and quickly caught fire. It took about 20 minutes to get the whole situation under control. Thankfully, half the batch of brownies were still good.

3cmrgx3 · 08-26-2006, 02:12 PM

2 things for me

1) similar to mexicans' but i somehow managed to completely cut my fingernail off (on my left ring finger)

2) yesterday i was making cinnamon rolls from the pillsberry tube thing, so out of 8, 2 were edible, 3 were partially edible, and the other 3 were fucking rocks. Even my dog wouldnt look at them

-mex- · 08-26-2006, 05:08 PM

Speaking of fingernails:

Handicapped match: Me vs Brillo Pad + Pretzel rack

winner: Brillo pad and pretzel rack. I was cleaning out a snack bar at my school, cleaning the round racks the pretzels are baked on with a heavy industrial brillo (like sheet metal brillo lol) and my finger got caught on something, and a piece of my nail popped off, I shit you not.

: /