Ronco Rotisserie

-mex- · 09-23-2006, 10:11 AM

Sorry for posting yet another thread, if mods find it postwhoring, you can delete it.

I love my ronco rotisserie. It's by far the best appliance that I own. It doesn't use gas, it's small, it helps cut fat, and it's impossible to fuck the food up unless you have 3 braincells.

I'm eating a chicken sandwhich; the chicken was leftovers from last night. We cooked one in the ronco, and it came out so perfect that it's better than any deli chicken sandwhich I've had, ever, and I know some mean delis.

You can steam vegitables on top with a tray while food is in the rotisserie, you can cook basically anything that will fit, and there's three sizes; all affordable.

I want to try lobster some time; you can do crab cakes, hamburgers, hotdogs, turkeys, clams, crabs... the list is ongoing...

Does anyone else have one of these amazing machines?

deepbluevibes · 09-23-2006, 10:23 AM

you know i could probably sell a fucking ronco after having seen the commercial 230947238472938 times

-mex- · 09-23-2006, 10:38 AM

I remember, years ago, when I was like 12, I'd watch the hour long infomercials, wishing I had a fucking ronco.

Then, one year, for christmas, we got one.

It was the most amazing moment of my life.

Eth3rStrik3r · 09-23-2006, 10:50 AM

yea, i have one too, makes food fucking amazing, and everytime i cook something, theres a huge ass blob of fat at the bottom, which is amazing, cause i dont have to eat that shit!

Akkaraju · 09-23-2006, 05:01 PM

holy crap i gotta buy one now.

i dont think i've ever seen the commercial for it, but from what you're saying of it, it looks GODDAMN AWESOME

how much are they?

-mex- · 09-23-2006, 08:17 PM

Depending on which model, it can range from 100 to like 300.

Akkaraju · 09-23-2006, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mexicans

Depending on which model, it can range from 100 to like 300.

Awesome. looks like a Ronco Rotisserie is going to be in my near future~

-mex- · 09-24-2006, 12:31 PM

Ronco.com

noisy doll☆ · 09-25-2006, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mexicans

I remember, years ago, when I was like 12, I'd watch the hour long infomercials, wishing I had a fucking ronco.

Then, one year, for christmas, we got one.

It was the most amazing moment of my life.

Story of my brother's life. But we hardly use it now, even though we should. My dad affectionately refers to it as "the Showtime rotisserie oven and lawnmower"

-mex- · 09-25-2006, 03:27 PM

I just started using it again after a year long hiatus.

Adam We · 09-27-2006, 10:53 PM

Yeah, stuff cooked in there is good eatin'.

You gotta watch hot dogs though. Ball Parks burn in about 10 minutes if you don't watch them. But they're still plump! *thumbs up*

MC Malicious Gravy · 09-28-2006, 02:10 AM

I was more of a Ronco Pasta Maker guy myself.

But ever since I saw the first infomercial, I wanted one. 2 WHOLE FUCKING CORNISH HENS!

Adam We · 09-28-2006, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by .fetus

I was more of a Ronco Pasta Maker guy myself.

But ever since I saw the first infomercial, I wanted one. 2 WHOLE FUCKING CORNISH HENS!

Ron Popeil: Cutting Down on The Female Bird Population Since 1996.

ultralowincome · 09-29-2006, 09:34 PM

popeils the shit; he's got some pretty hot daughters too...

MC Malicious Gravy · 10-03-2006, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ultralowincome

popeils the shit; he's got some pretty hot daughters too...

His daughters are hot because with all the inventions Ron Popeil makes for their home, they have more time to beautify themselves.

AND WITH HALF THE FAT!