 | Ronco Rotisserie | | 
09-23-2006, 09:11 AM
|
#1 | | deeply disturbed
-mex- is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 709
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 9,647.83
Bank: 42,490.72
Total Tokens: 52,138.55 Donate Tokens |  Ronco Rotisserie
Sorry for posting yet another thread, if mods find it postwhoring, you can delete it.
I love my ronco rotisserie. It's by far the best appliance that I own. It doesn't use gas, it's small, it helps cut fat, and it's impossible to fuck the food up unless you have 3 braincells.
I'm eating a chicken sandwhich; the chicken was leftovers from last night. We cooked one in the ronco, and it came out so perfect that it's better than any deli chicken sandwhich I've had, ever, and I know some mean delis.
You can steam vegitables on top with a tray while food is in the rotisserie, you can cook basically anything that will fit, and there's three sizes; all affordable.
I want to try lobster some time; you can do crab cakes, hamburgers, hotdogs, turkeys, clams, crabs... the list is ongoing...
Does anyone else have one of these amazing machines? | |
|  | | |
09-23-2006, 09:23 AM
|
#2 | | Banned
deepbluevibes is offline
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: modesto, CA Posts: 684
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 375.58
Bank: 25,836.21
Total Tokens: 26,211.79 Donate Tokens |
you know i could probably sell a fucking ronco after having seen the commercial 230947238472938 times | |
| | |
09-23-2006, 09:38 AM
|
#3 | | deeply disturbed
-mex- is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 709
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 9,647.83
Bank: 42,490.72
Total Tokens: 52,138.55 Donate Tokens |
I remember, years ago, when I was like 12, I'd watch the hour long infomercials, wishing I had a fucking ronco.
Then, one year, for christmas, we got one.
It was the most amazing moment of my life. | |
| | |
09-23-2006, 09:50 AM
|
#4 | | Devourer of Corpses
Eth3rStrik3r is offline
Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 211
Marketplace Rating: 1
Tokens: 17.27
Bank: 14,829.46
Total Tokens: 14,846.73 Donate Tokens |
yea, i have one too, makes food fucking amazing, and everytime i cook something, theres a huge ass blob of fat at the bottom, which is amazing, cause i dont have to eat that shit! | |
| | |
09-23-2006, 04:01 PM
|
#5 | | //get::[ACCESS]
Akkaraju is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: on my couch Posts: 1,166
Marketplace Rating: 1
Tokens: 3,655.54
Bank: 2,863,598.73
Total Tokens: 2,867,254.27 Donate Tokens |
holy crap i gotta buy one now.
i dont think i've ever seen the commercial for it, but from what you're saying of it, it looks GODDAMN AWESOME
how much are they? | |
| | |
09-23-2006, 07:17 PM
|
#6 | | deeply disturbed
-mex- is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 709
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 9,647.83
Bank: 42,490.72
Total Tokens: 52,138.55 Donate Tokens |
Depending on which model, it can range from 100 to like 300. | |
| | |
09-23-2006, 08:36 PM
|
#7 | | //get::[ACCESS]
Akkaraju is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: on my couch Posts: 1,166
Marketplace Rating: 1
Tokens: 3,655.54
Bank: 2,863,598.73
Total Tokens: 2,867,254.27 Donate Tokens |
Quote:
Originally Posted by mexicans  Depending on which model, it can range from 100 to like 300. | Awesome. looks like a Ronco Rotisserie is going to be in my near future~ | |
| | |
09-24-2006, 11:31 AM
|
#8 | | deeply disturbed
-mex- is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 709
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 9,647.83
Bank: 42,490.72
Total Tokens: 52,138.55 Donate Tokens |
Ronco.com | |
| | |
09-25-2006, 12:00 PM
|
#9 | | obviously royalty
noisy doll☆ is offline
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Rutgers- New Brunswick Posts: 784
Marketplace Rating: 1
Tokens: 6,495.97
Bank: 155.23
Total Tokens: 6,651.20 Donate Tokens |
Quote:
Originally Posted by mexicans I remember, years ago, when I was like 12, I'd watch the hour long infomercials, wishing I had a fucking ronco.
Then, one year, for christmas, we got one.
It was the most amazing moment of my life. | Story of my brother's life. But we hardly use it now, even though we should. My dad affectionately refers to it as "the Showtime rotisserie oven and lawnmower"
__________________  | |
| | |
09-25-2006, 02:27 PM
|
#10 | | deeply disturbed
-mex- is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 709
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 9,647.83
Bank: 42,490.72
Total Tokens: 52,138.55 Donate Tokens |
I just started using it again after a year long hiatus. | |
| | |
09-27-2006, 09:53 PM
|
#11 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
Adam We is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 85
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 6.80
Bank: 1,229.81
Total Tokens: 1,236.61 Donate Tokens |
Yeah, stuff cooked in there is good eatin'.
You gotta watch hot dogs though. Ball Parks burn in about 10 minutes if you don't watch them. But they're still plump! *thumbs up*
__________________  Nobody messes with Adam We. | |
| | |
09-28-2006, 01:10 AM
|
#12 | | //bemanistyle::[VIPPER]
MC Malicious Gravy is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA (USA) Posts: 509
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 0.00
Bank: 133,946.55
Total Tokens: 133,946.55 Donate Tokens |
I was more of a Ronco Pasta Maker guy myself.
But ever since I saw the first infomercial, I wanted one. 2 WHOLE FUCKING CORNISH HENS!
__________________  (USER WAS BANNED, NOT NECESSARILY FOR THIS POST.) Quote:
Originally Posted by MC Malicious Gravy Now how the crap did the half-girl get more discussion than my sweet sombrero? | Quote:
Originally Posted by Shun Half-girl has tits.Your sombrero does not. | | |
| | |
09-28-2006, 09:26 AM
|
#13 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
Adam We is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 85
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 6.80
Bank: 1,229.81
Total Tokens: 1,236.61 Donate Tokens |
Quote:
Originally Posted by .fetus I was more of a Ronco Pasta Maker guy myself.
But ever since I saw the first infomercial, I wanted one. 2 WHOLE FUCKING CORNISH HENS! | Ron Popeil: Cutting Down on The Female Bird Population Since 1996.
__________________ Nobody messes with Adam We. | |
| | |
09-29-2006, 08:34 PM
|
#14 | | //bemanistyle::[Regular]
ultralowincome is offline
Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 678
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 31.74
Bank: 227,152.59
Total Tokens: 227,184.33 Donate Tokens |
popeils the shit; he's got some pretty hot daughters too...
__________________
UBERTREFFEN IS UBERAWESOME
| |
| | |
10-03-2006, 12:59 AM
|
#15 | | //bemanistyle::[VIPPER]
MC Malicious Gravy is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA (USA) Posts: 509
Marketplace Rating: 0
Tokens: 0.00
Bank: 133,946.55
Total Tokens: 133,946.55 Donate Tokens |
Quote:
Originally Posted by ultralowincome popeils the shit; he's got some pretty hot daughters too... | His daughters are hot because with all the inventions Ron Popeil makes for their home, they have more time to beautify themselves.
AND WITH HALF THE FAT!
__________________ (USER WAS BANNED, NOT NECESSARILY FOR THIS POST.) Quote:
Originally Posted by MC Malicious Gravy Now how the crap did the half-girl get more discussion than my sweet sombrero? | Quote:
Originally Posted by Shun Half-girl has tits.Your sombrero does not. | | |
| | 
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off | | |  | All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:20 PM. | | |
