If Konami Was President

[MarsPhoenix]

I had this weird random thought about if Konami was somehow the President of the United States. What changes would there be?

-Either AM-3P or Senses would be the national anthem.

[DragTheCigaretteKing]

If Konami was president , to get a promotion you'd have to clear certain dance trials and be a certain dan.

[sharksoda]

...what

there are so many reasons this does not work.

[Geschpooklichkeit]

If Konami were president, you would need to pass the citizenship exam 10 times to become naturalized.

[MarsPhoenix]

To vote, you'd have to have a bank account ending in 777.

[tomatoofdoom]

The existing 50 states would be split into 573 states

[DUBSTEPALLDAY]

Supreme court would consist of people that can 100% Kaiden.

[BemaniAK]

America would explode.

[Geschpooklichkeit]

Handlebars on shopping carts would be behind the shopper.

[ranatalus]

banya would be vp

[Geschpooklichkeit]

"The button" that the President has on his person at all times has to be pressed 20 times in one second to trigger.

[Is_this_loli?]

If Konami was president, then I'd be too afraid to leave my house. Random characters from the random bemani videos will be around and those could be dangerous

[Ashura96]

Originally Posted by Is_this_loli?

If Konami was president, then I'd be too afraid to leave my house. Random characters from the random bemani videos will be around and those could be dangerous

Also watch out for all the stray notes that were missed in gameplay wondering around at night.


Oh and:

That's some smart ad bot. :/

[Zemata]

the DJ TROOPERS would be in Iraq

[Blackraven]

Sorry if I had to bump this thread though:

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Anyways

If Konami were president, then there should be "official" access for establishments to purchase brand new Konami machines with full support and service.

That

And the hope that all countries/territories would have access to a truly GLOBAL e-amusement system.

That's all