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09-19-2007, 01:24 PM
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#1 | | KOFFING!
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He used WHAT? | Oddly Enough | Reuters
I have no idea what this guy was thinking. None. Okay, he wanted to get himself off... but why break into a neighbor's house?
Furthermore, I like to think I'm fairly creative when it comes to kinky things, but this setup confuses me. The vacuum cleaner and the rubber glove make sense, but what's the deal with the piece of wood and the detergent? | |
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09-19-2007, 02:10 PM
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#2 | | Sigh.
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Perhaps someone with more experience on the subject can shed some light | |
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09-19-2007, 02:37 PM
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#3 | | no u r >: |
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It's awesome.
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09-19-2007, 02:38 PM
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#4 | | BBW is natural dammit!
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Originally Posted by Ztype  Perhaps someone with more experience on the subject can shed some light | Sorry....I got nothing.....
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09-19-2007, 02:44 PM
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#5 | | ARRRR A CHALLENGER!!!
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What the hell? Man that guy musta been fucked up. | |
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09-19-2007, 04:22 PM
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#6 | | no u r >: |
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I said it's awesome.
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09-19-2007, 05:37 PM
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#7 | | Giudecca
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Originally Posted by Ribos of /flex Furthermore, I like to think I'm fairly creative when it comes to kinky things, but this setup confuses me. The vacuum cleaner and the rubber glove make sense, but what's the deal with the piece of wood and the detergent? | The piece of wood = To break into the house? It could also have been a wide dowel rod. Those are phallic shaped. He could have put the glove over it to prevent splinters in his sphincters.
Detergent = who the hell knows. Douche, lube, ???. Ouch.
Remember: the guy was high.
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Originally Posted by Novasonic So I'm gonna lock this one this time so you people have a chance to read what I'm going to say instead of just trashing the Garden thread like I did.
THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. If you wanna make little inside jokes to each other, do it through PM's and instant messengers. And any more threads like this that pop up, I'm gonna trash too. This is the only warning ANYONE gets. Anymore like this and I'm gonna start handing out infractions. Thanks for your time. | | |
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09-19-2007, 06:40 PM
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#8 | | Soaking panties since 1986
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Guys I heard this was awesome.
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09-22-2007, 01:05 PM
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#9 | | Zane would hit it, twice.
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Originally Posted by He used WHAT? | Oddly Enough | Reuters "Lacey was sentenced to 12 months community service, with judge declining to send him to jail since he had held a steady job for two years and was now a father." | So any news on when the bottle of detergent, the piece of wood and the rubber glove are due? | |
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09-22-2007, 08:11 PM
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#10 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
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A bottle of detergent, a piece of wood, and a rubber glove. That guy's a real MacGyver.
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09-22-2007, 11:43 PM
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#11 | | no u r >: |
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i said it's awesomechar
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09-27-2007, 08:35 PM
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#12 | | KOFFING!
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Originally Posted by BUFF FLEXINGTON i said it's awesomechar | If it's so awesome, I want to know how to recreate the awesomeness. | |
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09-27-2007, 08:48 PM
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#13 | | //bemanistyle::[User]
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that was alittle to weird for me.... *blink alot* | |
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09-29-2007, 10:09 PM
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#14 | | Pepetastic~
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Yeah..
Totally awesome!  | |
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10-02-2007, 06:55 AM
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#15 | | //bemanistyle::[Regular]
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What he did adds a new meaning to the term "sexual humor". 
It's so amusing that I chuckle at what this laughingstock does to satisfy his sexual urges.
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