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[N.T.M.]

Originally Posted by fornicate forum boredom

I will spell it out slowly:

1) Your very first thread is a question in General Discussion (you probably could have picked a more appropriate board for this, maybe Computers and Technology) that you could have easily found the answer to on your own, perhaps by using a magic tool called Google or any other search engine. It is also a question about such a simple thing (simple as in, there are goddamned labeled buttons in the interface you can click) that it makes you look doubly retarded for not figuring this out by yourself. Finally, when someone gives you a clear template which should solve your problem, you fail to use it correctly, and over multiple tries.

2) Since about an hour passed, and nobody has replied to your highly relevant thread, you decide to start mass-bumping dead topics, which is an activity most of us learned to be bad netiquette roughly ten years ago. Not only that, you bump them with single-sentence meandering and offer only minimal additions to the topic. You act surprised, even belligerant when the moderators call you on this.

3) You enter a calm political discussion thread, post an unfounded slander which you "are too lazy" to cite a source for, and in your pursuit of what is not even viable enough to be a conspiracy theory, prove you have no understanding of the inner workings of your own government. You become increasingly belligerant with users who call you on the fact that you have posted utter bullshit, and backed it up with several posts that do not even provide acceptable theoretical evidence.

4) With half a userbase breathing down your neck, rather than backing off and trying to figure out why you are getting a poor reaction, you bitch and gripe, and above all, continue posting in exactly the same way while expecting a different result, showing you have no understanding of basic logic, ie. the idea of cause and effect.

This is why, above all, you are a fuck gay, a dumb and a vomit.

EDIT: I must add that, in case you don't understand, I am actually doing this for your benefit. If you ignore this criticism, you're just proving everyone right. You can still redeem yourself as a user, if you simply cease to act as you do now, and reflect upon why you are failing. In fewer words, lurk for a while.

People still continually reference the thread bumping even though I apologized a while ago. And for the second time whenever I comment on any supporting information for my argument people neglect to comment on it. You say I'm oblivious to cause and effect yet I've created a thread addressing exactly that. And last you now try to justify your bullshit by presenting it in a positive way? I lol'ed.

*edit* and regarding not following a simple example: he was unclear as to what exactly is getting replaced, thus trying multiple times is not a product of mere stupidity.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

People still continually reference the thread bumping even though I apologized I while ago.

We are all now aware of this; however, I was listing the points which initially depreciated your image as a poster, and therefore it was relevant.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

And for the second time whenever I comment on any supporting information for my argument people neglect to comment on it.

I have yet to see a singular piece of hard evidence supplied by you in that thread. You couldn't pass a middle-school politics essay with back-up like that, man.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

You say I'm oblivious to cause and effect yet I've created a thread addressing exactly that.

Yeah, and whenever you ask "am I a troll," you are immediately written off as a troll. It is common netiquette, something you seem somewhat oblivious to.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

And last you now try to justify your bullshit y presenting it in a positive way? I lol'ed.

At first, picking on you was kind of fun, but it just doesn't stay fun for long. Now I'm giving you valuable advice, as someone who's been in your position before. When I was 11 or 12, I had poor netiquette, made several of the mistakes that you have within the last two days, and was banned from several forums because of it. I learned from my mistakes quickly, something you do not seem apt to.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

*edit* and regarding not following a simple example: he was unclear as to what exactly is getting replaced, thus trying multiple times is not a product of mere stupidity.

The fact that you don't understand how basic BBCode works does speak volumes about your experience on the internet.

[N.T.M.]

Originally Posted by fornicate forum boredom

The fact that you don't understand how basic BBCode works does speak volumes about your experience on the internet.

Or a testament to a poor memory for which I've been known =P.

Lemme summarize the political dealio:

So I said I knew some evidence but I lacked the motivation to retrieve it all since I doubt it'd matter. I did however produce some indirect support from a reply questioning why such an important issue wouldn't have been publicly addressed by now. I then referenced the FR and listed some facts. There has yet to be any comments on that.

I'm tired. Time to go to sleep.

And don't try to pass off your crap as being helpful. It was clearly intended to be presented in a demeaning manor.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

Or a testament to a poor memory for which I've been known =P.

Okay, fair enough, but you could have looked it up yourself. You know, Google.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

So I said I knew some evidence but I lacked the motivation to retrieve it all since I doubt it'd matter.

So there's evidence, but it isn't worth looking at? I'll be honest: That is bullshit in a discussion thread.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

indirect support from a reply questioning why such an important issue wouldn't have been publicly addressed by now.

Weak support does not strong evidence make.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

I then referenced the FR and listed some facts. There has yet to be any comments on that.

I don't know about my American bretheren, but I have no clue what the FR is or what that would entail. Not speaking in acronyms is helpful when trying to prove a complex argument.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

And don't try to pass off your crap as being helpful.

You are entitled to your opinion.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

It was clearly intended to be presented in a demeaning manor.

i present my crap in such dreary places dont i

[N.T.M.]

Originally Posted by fornicate forum boredom

Okay, fair enough, but you could have looked it up yourself. You know, Google.



So there's evidence, but it isn't worth looking at? I'll be honest: That is bullshit in a discussion thread.



Weak support does not strong evidence make.



I don't know about my American bretheren, but I have no clue what the FR is or what that would entail. Not speaking in acronyms is helpful when trying to prove a complex argument.



You are entitled to your opinion.



i present my crap in such dreary places dont i

Would you disagree that it'd take an incredible amount of evidence to make anybody even question their current views? I doubt you would. I could spend hours finding evidence and it'd still probably ultimately prove a futile effort. I also said a couple time that I'm not interested in convincing anybody of anything, so lacking evidence shouldn't even be a concern. I can see your perspective though. Without following all my posts you could draw inaccurate conclusions as you have. Still you've proven a thinking process that I thought nobody here even possessed.

and last: the FR stands for the Federal Reserve which is a group of 12 companies that was illegally established in 1913 I believe (the date). they print the US's money and we pay interest on it. How fucked up is that? That's why I referenced it since it never receives any media coverage. See?

IDK why I feel differently now, but I kinda like you. You're not some idiot who just talks randomly about nothing. Although I still disagree with the majority of what you say.

*edit* also: Since global warming is such a popular topic why wouldn't you find it relevant to general discussion?

K now I'm going to bed.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

Would you disagree that it'd take an incredible amount of evidence to make anybody even question their current views? I doubt you would. I could spend hours finding evidence and it'd still probably ultimately prove a futile effort. I also said a couple time that I'm not interested in convincing anybody of anything, so lacking evidence shouldn't even be a concern.

I certainly don't deny this; however, it is generally accepted that supplying the proof of an argument is the most central function of an argument, and that declining to do so will always discredit you, in any situation. Obviously, you get it now, but people are just going to keep pounding away at your argument if it is easy. I'm not saying you could have changed people's minds, but you could have forced them to put some work into refuting you. When people give up on this sort of thing, politics dies.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

and last: the FR stands for the Federal Reserve which is a group of 12 companies that was illegally established in 1913 I believe (the date). they print the US's money and we pay interest on it. How fucked up is that? That's why I referenced it since it never receives any media coverage. See?

As someone outside the country, I don't have much perspective on the ramifications of that, but it seems worth reading about. However, you're dealing with something that happened when the media was presented very differently than it is now, and with only that relation between the two topics, the relation being that neither receives coverage by the media, the argument can easily be written off as ad hominem. However, now that you've elaborated your intent in the argument is clear.

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

IDK why I feel differently now, but I kinda like you. You're not some idiot who just talks randomly about nothing. Although I still disagree with the majority of what you say.

this is how i feel about 40% of the world, whereas 10% i agree with and 50% i dont find worth listening to

so join the club we have t shirts

[ranatalus]

Originally Posted by e\\xcel2008

PHP Code:

[img]http://images.whatistheexcel.com/sample.gif[/img] 


What the gays, [code] doesn't keep BBcode from parsing like it's supposed to.

yeah i was irritated by this too

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

The ignorance on these boards is truly phenomenal.

it has jumped exponentially since you began posting

I did what the first guy said and it didn't work.

because you did it wrong; it makes perfect sense to me

Now IDK much about computers so why would you assume that there was still sufficient information given for me to figure it out?

because i further simplified the process since i could tell you are terrible with computers and the internet

And to realize that you're a mod? Holy fuck that's discouraging.

i rarely use my mod powers and when i do it is generally for good reasons, such as poor posters, saving puppies, and making FB funny/funnier/less unfunny



hmh noooo what are you doing

[SIR]

This is probably going to be useless but

[url=(website to redirect to)][img](image link here)[/img][/ url]

Remove the space, replace everything within the ( ) with the described links. Remove the (), do not remove the =

Do not do something stupid like [url=(www.google.com)] or [urlwww.google.com]

If you cannot figure this out you are too dumb for the internet.

Edit: Also do not remove any of the /

I think that covers all the stupid mistakes you could possibly make.

Edit2: also do not add any additional /

[LAMBORGHINI FCUKER]

And to realize that you're a mod? Holy fuck that's discouraging.

You realize the way moderators posting style is reflective of what's approved by that board's administrator, right? If you don't like it, you can just leave. You'd be doing yourself and the others a favor.

[raven_tkar]

btw guys, [noparse][/noparse] is what to use to show code

[ranatalus]

neat thanks teddy

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[ranatalus]

Originally Posted by djParanoia

quote even retains the noparse which i have edited for my own enjoyment

[nilmind]

Originally Posted by N.T.M.

(federal reserve and so on)

Okay, I'm sure that you probably watched the movie Zeitgeist, correct? It's an interesting watch I'll say, but you can't just all of a sudden go around making this other claim and backing it up by referring to another conspiracy theory.

I mean...like...did ya know that for decades already, aliens have been living along with humans this whole time, while there are these agents who keep things under wraps by erasing your memory? I mean, why doesn't anyone know about this and why doesn't the media ever cover it? It SO MUST be true, and do you know why? Because FEDERAL RESERVE!! (thanks the)

And please do yourself a favor by stopping that condescending tone when you can't even replace parentheses with brackets or make a simple Google search for an answer you can get in under 5 minutes.

[eddie]

N.T.M.

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Do us all a favor and read the lurk first section a few times just in case it doesn't sink in the first time through.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Originally Posted by djParanoia

hmh noooo what are you doing

my method of dealing with this sort of problem is a greater challenge and tbh much more fun