D.R.A.G.O.N. The dragon thread.

SulferDragon · 12-21-2006, 07:49 PM

[NOTE] Please vote before reading anything.

I've waited long enough, I must start a thread on these magnificent creatures. The wait is over. *cue dramatic music*

Ahem! Yes, my name is Jason, and as many of you have seen by my post, and by my sig I love dragons with all my heart. I bet I love dragons more then anyone on this site. Actually, I know. So, I was thinking that there needs to be a thread just to talk about this fire breathing reptiles.

Allow me to start with my story:
It all started not to long ago(April) on a vacation to Las Vegas, and Los Angeles. I'd like to say that vacation ruined the rest of my life, I did not want to go on that vacation. I do not like Las Vegas. So, we took the miserable Greyhound bus from Salem, Oregon to Las Vegas, Nevada. When we got there I felt horrid, and I was like, "Why am I here suffering, Why Lord. *sob*." So, you know we were stuck downtown, blah, blah, we took a taxi, got a hotel room at Circus Circus." I was still like, "Man this is horrible." And for some reason, I haven't the slightest idea why, becuase this had never happened before, every time I saw a dragon I started feeling, ugh... I guess the reason may be becuase the city is filled with so much sin, and nude woman, and my family was trying to shield me from it that I realized I needed to find something innocent to take my mind off of it all. Keep in mind that I was going through puberty at this time. So, I guess dragons came in to play as that thing, or something like that. Keep in mind this is all my theory on how it happened. I mean it dosen't make sense, there weren't even many dragons in Las Vegas. How could it have happened? Maybe, my body just dosen't function right, and I was always to love dragons.

So anyway, they ruined my whole vacation even in L.A. Every time I saw one I felt awful, and by no means could I talk to anyone about this at the time. I didn't have the guts, or the strength. I justy suffered...

When I finally told my brother about it my heart was throbbing, and I said, "Bill, did I ever tell you I love dragons." That was all I said that first time I told anyone, and it took me quite a while before anyone else found out. I slowly gained more strength when talking about dragons, but even now I still struggle. Just a few nights ago when saw Eragon, I talked to my brother about it that night. It went over something like this: "Anyway Bill, about Eragon. I loved it. I don't have much to say except it was really good. You need to see it. As for the dragon... uh... uh... Dang, not again."
"Come on Jason you can do it." Said my brother.
I finally got the strength, and said, "The dragon was more beautiful, then cool. It was a she dragon.
Bill said, "Really!?"
Back to me. "Yeah, and you know... well you know right?"
"Yes, you don't need to tell me" Said Bill.
"At least it was a female dragon right? So, it's not as bad right?"
"I guess" Said Bill.
(Then we went on about it)

That kept me up all night. I can't remeber how many times I woke up. Luckily, I feel a little better now.

Yes, so obviously, you see. I was, and still am in love with that dragon. Literally, in love. I mean it. I'm in love with dragons. I love dragons a lot more then women. I love dragons more then anything. But don't get me wrong I still think dragons are cool, and all, like... Normal People...

If there's a dragon it can make me do anything. I mean, unless it's an ugly dragon.

So people, I just wanted to know if you think I'm a sick twisted being. And I want to know if you like dragons. And, heh heh, if you say you hate dragons there's no telling what will happen.

So, I'm dedicating this thread to talking about dragons. Let's talk about dragons people.

Ah, one note: When I say dragon I more refer to the Europeon Dragon, not the Asian Dragon. When I think dragon, I think of the Europeon Dragon. The are way more attractive, and way more awesome.

Alonso · 12-21-2006, 07:57 PM

So you have a dragon fetish? that's a new one.

HioMrSan · 12-21-2006, 08:08 PM

Thats... just... really fucked up. And I thought the wackjobs that actually bought those blow-up sheep at the porn shop were messed up.

My advice: Go get a girlfriend, and fool around with her and be stupid. Geez...

Oh, how were you BORED in Las Vegas, it's awesome...?

kaoss · 12-21-2006, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Alonso

So you have a dragon fetish? that's a new one.

I was going to say that.

SulferDragon · 12-21-2006, 08:22 PM

Wow... this really makes me think what my brother actually thinks of me. Does he think I'm as fucked up as you guys do, or does he really not think that much of it at all.

Alonso · 12-21-2006, 08:27 PM

well, your story implies that you love dragons more than women....that's pretty fucked up.
Take HioMrSan's advice, get a girlfriend. Don't let a bad experience in Vegas ruin your chances with women.

Trick · 12-21-2006, 08:30 PM

Oh my god, I thought this was a joke thread at first, but now I'm just straight-up depressed.

SulferDragon · 12-21-2006, 09:12 PM

Okay, people. First off, I never said Las Vegas made me not like woman. I don't mind all the nude woman, but I want my family to have a good impression of me. It did bug me a little at the time though, I am a Christian. I just plain don't have an interest in woman. Give me time, but if I don't ever have interest I won't care.

Second, I don't think my mom would let me get a girlfriend, I'm not old enough. Yeah, I know what your thinking.

And curse you Trick for saying you hate dragons. Is it becuase of me, or do you mean it. Tell me!

kaoss · 12-21-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoenixW

It did bug me a little at the time though, I am a Christian. I just plain don't have an interest in woman.

So because you participate in a religion that has nothing to do with mythical creatures such as dragons, you use that as an excuse to not have an interest in women?

t('' ) · 12-21-2006, 10:03 PM

what about a woman dressed in a dragon costume

Geschpooklichkeit · 12-21-2006, 10:12 PM

A dragon killed my uncle.

SulferDragon · 12-21-2006, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by kaoss

So because you participate in a religion that has nothing to do with mythical creatures such as dragons, you use that as an excuse to not have an interest in women?

Oh dear me, what have I done?

Please people, I don't know what I was think when I started this thread. For some reason I didn't expect this. I'm sick, and wrong, and contradict my religion. Can we please just talk about dragons now. Please...

Actually, read the Bible. Dragons are in the Bible. But... they're always in the form of the Devil.

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Originally Posted by kikkoman

what about a woman dressed in a dragon costume

That works, then I would date. If it was a good dragon costume that is.

Thank you for changing the subject.

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Originally Posted by Excel-2007

A dragon killed my uncle.

lol.

What type of dragon?

Thank you as well. Please more dragon talk.

Geschpooklichkeit · 12-21-2006, 11:04 PM

Your insensitivity boggles me.

HioMrSan · 12-22-2006, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by kaoss

So because you participate in a religion that has nothing to do with mythical creatures such as dragons, you use that as an excuse to not have an interest in women?

Actually the beast described in Revelations is a representation of Satan, which basically looks like what we think of as a dragon. I really don't feel like looking up that passage, but trust me on this one. Ironic, you turned to a dragon as a sign of comfort and innocence in a sea of sin?

Seriously, Phoenix, you're starting to sound like a sterotypical church goodie loser that is socially isolated. Don't get me wrong, I'm also religious, but damn get a girlfriend or something. Sounds very uh... immature, to be having fantasies about Dragons or whatever it is your into...

Not trying to be a dick, but take a nice girl out to the movies or something, and think of dragons as a cool peice of art work. (I like fantasy art, geeky I know)

I AM THE PROPHECY. · 12-22-2006, 12:14 AM

dragons aren't real you faggot