funniest high school running gags

[SAY HI TO A BRO]

Originally Posted by Nomi

accidently

The likelihood of it being an accident is so slim that other likelihoods look at it and are like, "Damn dog she needs like a sandwich or something"

Originally Posted by Avskull

I always wish someone would let loose geese and ducks. I would love to attack water foul, just corner them off in a room.

I hope someone stomps the shit out of you in the near future.

[Nomi]

Originally Posted by MadRoll

The likelihood of it being an accident is so slim that other likelihoods look at it and are like, "Damn dog she needs like a sandwich or something"

What? The idea was to just have the ducks in the courtyard until the kids could release them at lunch. A janitor that wasn't paying attention went to clean the glass door and didn't know that the ducks were flightless (we have ducks in there all the time). The things had been cooped up for an hour or more and seized the opportunity to move somewhere new. None of the students intentionally let them into the building from the courtyard.

[Avskull]

Originally Posted by MadRoll

"I hope someone stomps the shit out of you in the near future.

I kill the birds so the bird flu doesn’t kill you

[red shoe paul]

Get 3 pigs.
Paint each, 1, 2, 5 (Doesn't need to be 5, just throwing a random number in here)
Let them loose in the hall. When they catch the 3 pigs, they'll see they're missing 3 and 4...you know, which never existed

[Akkaraju]

Originally Posted by Blue0ctane

Damnit, everyone does that all around. It's the stupidest thing ever.

yeah, it died off after that year, i think. my high school was infested with dumbasses. even the drinking parties they threw sucked.

Originally Posted by VGD

HEY DEXTER WHAT'S THAT

WHERE

flick

that show was awesome. i still remember that episode. a few years later it was a reality =\

[Adam We]

Originally Posted by red shoe paul

Get 3 pigs.
Paint each, 1, 2, 5 (Doesn't need to be 5, just throwing a random number in here)
Let them loose in the hall. When they catch the 3 pigs, they'll see they're missing 3 and 4...you know, which never existed

Works better with 1 2 and 4.

[Rhunex]

Yes, the pig one actually works. The seniors at my school two years back did it with chickens, labelling them 1, 2, 3, 5(they had 4 chickens) and let them loose in the hall. The administration was looking for #4 all week

Watching the initial chicken race wasn't half bad either

Also, with a few pbc pipes a pbc joint thing(i dunno its technical term) and 3 shots of hairspray you can make a golfball cannon. Put the golfball in, which is stopped at the join, and on the other side have an area to hold flammable material(small chamber of sorts) put in three shots of hairspray/other flammable gas and light with a match. Don't put hand behind w/e hole leads to the flammable gas, light it indirectly if possible, or just hold the match near until it ignites, its very forceful and very dangerous. My friends were able to put a decent dent in solid wood with it. Beware, more than 3 shots of hairspray causes dangerous hair burning backfire, so do 3 at the most. Also, don't point towards civilization in general, the golf ball goes a long way with a lot of force.

Also, look up "Elihu-Thompson" coil. With a capacitor big enough an elihu thomspon coil is capable of leaving a purplish/red welt on a person. Don't point at eyes. That hurts the most. Weapons are great, science weapons are gooder :P Cuz you can always tell your principle its made in the name of science, and honestly, no one knows what you're doing when you show up with an elihu thompson coil, it looks harmless until you charge it up and launch a ring. Note: ring can't have a break in it, or the current that would propel the ring forward would dissipate into the air and no reaction would occur. Physics rawks

[Akkaraju]

Originally Posted by Rhunex

Also, with a few pbc pipes a pbc joint thing(i dunno its technical term) and 3 shots of hairspray you can make a golfball cannon. Put the golfball in, which is stopped at the join, and on the other side have an area to hold flammable material(small chamber of sorts) put in three shots of hairspray/other flammable gas and light with a match. Don't put hand behind w/e hole leads to the flammable gas, light it indirectly if possible, or just hold the match near until it ignites, its very forceful and very dangerous. My friends were able to put a decent dent in solid wood with it. Beware, more than 3 shots of hairspray causes dangerous hair burning backfire, so do 3 at the most. Also, don't point towards civilization in general, the golf ball goes a long way with a lot of force.

lol, potato guns.

which reminds me of this great 7-min tutorial on it which is basically the same thing you said, only with video results.

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?doc...&q=potato+guns

i did it back in highschool, found instructions online. works particularily well actually.

[Arctures]

One time my circle of friends and I went out to San Francisco for my friend Brian's birthday party. While walking we came across an all-male revue, and on the marquee it blared "TWENTY-FIVE SHOWS DAILY". We all had no idea how they could do 25 shows a day, then I came up with an idea. I started impersonating the announcer:

HERE'S BRAD


HERE'S BRAD AGAIN

and it just stuck

[Excel-2010]

At the end of my senior year, I want to hire two men in suits to do various "tests" around the school, like testing the tap water or the lighting. Near the end, out of nowhere, they would arrest one of the teachers.

[Blue0ctane]

Originally Posted by Akkaraju

lol, potato guns.

which reminds me of this great 7-min tutorial on it which is basically the same thing you said, only with video results.

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?doc...&q=potato+guns

i did it back in highschool, found instructions online. works particularily well actually.

That's genius.

[noisy doll☆]

Originally Posted by Excel-2006

At the end of my senior year, I want to hire two men in suits to do various "tests" around the school, like testing the tap water or the lighting. Near the end, out of nowhere, they would arrest one of the teachers.

under what charges? :D

[Excel-2010]

I'm sure they'll think of something.

[Earthstrike]

Nope. I never did anything humorous or funny.

[Starmony]

My senior year i want to get 100 people to get suits and afros and stand in front of the cafe one lunch and close the cafe

Not really but it would by kinda cool