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Originally Posted by m335h73r of /flex  My friend kyle and I were chilling fine saturday 6am when we hear the doorbell. We look out the window and see that it's Jehova's Witnesses.
Quickly I run to kyles closet and grab our black monks robes and draw a pentagram on kyle's forehead, then go answer the door.
I take one look at both of them in a sort of sweeping motion and without wasting a second.
"PERFECT! WE NEEDED VIRGINS FOR OUR SACRIFICE!"
They look at us with the most horrified expression on their faces and run.
They never bothered us again. |
m335h73r you are a god among men.
