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09-18-2007, 12:46 PM
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#1 | | Rage'd
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09-18-2007, 12:53 PM
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#2 | | Sigh.
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What a fucking pimp he would get my vote | |
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09-18-2007, 02:52 PM
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#3 | | Bote-bote-bote-bote-Botejin
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What if He pleads it was an act of God?
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09-18-2007, 03:17 PM
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#4 | | consider numbers
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Originally Posted by Excel-2007  What if He pleads it was an act of God? | Oh god, my head.
Wait...god!?
I'LL FUCKING SUE. | |
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09-18-2007, 07:14 PM
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#5 | | Behind on an FB fad
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I was about to post this. Anyway...
The amazing Fox News stuns the world once again proving that yes, you can run a website based only on the dumbest shit news in America.
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09-18-2007, 08:29 PM
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#6 | | //bemanistyle::[Caffeine]
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As HelixEternal pointed out to me earlier when I showed him this, the guy isn't really just suing god hes pointing out how easy it is to make frivolous lawsuits and hes proving it. Quote: |
Chambers says he isn't suing God because he has any kind of beef with the deity. He says the suit is to fight possible laws restricting the filing of frivolous lawsuits. Chambers tells KPTM FOX 42 News that his lawsuit is in response to bills brought forth by other state senators to try and stop lawsuits from being filed.
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09-18-2007, 08:31 PM
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#7 | | Sigh.
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God has a lot of splaining to do in my opinion | |
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09-18-2007, 10:36 PM
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#8 | | Bote-bote-bote-bote-Botejin
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Originally Posted by DjRandom As HelixEternal pointed out to me earlier when I showed him this, the guy isn't really just suing god hes pointing out how easy it is to make frivolous lawsuits and hes proving it. | He coulda least told us that up front and save us the trouble god.
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09-18-2007, 11:14 PM
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#9 | | don't be panic
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This is the most amount I've laughed in a long while. | |
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09-19-2007, 03:18 AM
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#10 | | //bemanistyle::[Regular]
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Fuck him. | |
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09-19-2007, 04:23 AM
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#11 | | from Genki Crisis
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he has cast judgement
his will be done
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09-19-2007, 08:22 AM
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#12 | | obviously royalty
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I love how he's not doing it to criticize stupid and pointless lawsuits, but to encourage more pointless lawsuits by fighting those laws that might restrict them. Thanks for shitting up our legal system some more.
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09-19-2007, 08:47 AM
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#13 | | The "S" is for Sword
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This dude looks more homeless than senatorial. 
And what's with his Suess-like obsession with alliterism? Fearsome floods! HORRENDOUS hurricanes! TERRYFYING tornados, PESTILENTIAL plagues!!........ egregious earthquakes? Oh come on, that one's a stretch at best.
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09-19-2007, 11:19 AM
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You all just wait until God shows up in court and smites this lawsuit down with fire and splitting seas and whatnot.
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09-19-2007, 11:22 AM
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#15 | | don't be panic
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Originally Posted by Tsuguri ........ egregious earthquakes? Oh come on, that one's a stretch at best. | It's better than "earth-shattering earthquakes". | |
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