Softcore porn masquerading as MSN News

rmz · 04-30-2007, 09:43 PM

Stressed teachers indulging their wild sides with coworkers, parents -- and students - MSN-Mainichi Daily News (borderline NWS text)

Bravo, Ryann Connell. Quality journalism, good sir. An article fit for MSN like no other.

An excerpt:

There was no holding back from Meika Matsushima, either. The 34-year-old high school piano teacher sought refuge in the classroom from her sexless marriage to a 39-year-old pen pushing government bureaucrat.

"Sex with my husband was always the same. It's boring. Honestly, I'd rather do myself than be with my husband," she says, adding that she frequently fantasized about the boys in her classroom.

Matsushima bordered on the criminal with one of her former students she was employed to give private lessons as he attempted to get into a top music college. They ended up alone one day and his remark that she resembled a popular actress saw Matsushima transform her fantasy into a reality. She was soon naked on all fours on a bed with the teen's attentions taken from his piano to his organ.

Sanjuro · 04-30-2007, 10:16 PM

I heartily approve of this thread and declare it is made of god!

**cstarflare** · 04-30-2007, 10:21 PM

Looking through some of the other articles on that page, I think I might go there for my daily news. I laughed at just about every one.

kimcicle · 04-30-2007, 11:35 PM

WaiWai is pretty much a combination of "Weekly World News" and "Hustler" of Japan. Outrageous made up stories taken from various weekly men's magazines.

It's always an entertaining read, but if you go to the main Mainichi Daily News page you'll get real Japan news instead.

Schreibaby-seidon · 05-01-2007, 04:38 AM

And to think we thought it was about teachers getting back at students laced with senioritis, they channeled their energy into putting out for their co-workers. Kudos to her!

Geschpooklichkeit · 05-01-2007, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by rmz

She was soon naked on all fours on a bed with the teen's attentions taken from his piano to his organ.

Thank goodness for dry-humored journalists.

**helix eternal** · 05-02-2007, 11:02 AM

sounds like somewhat of a japanese version of The Onion to me. fun stuff

kannazuki · 05-02-2007, 11:08 AM

I remember reading this as one of the sources for some Wikipedia article. It really is amusing in a strange sort of way.

Girls gush over pleasures of new age bathroom relief - MSN-Mainichi Daily News

vjgyo · 05-02-2007, 11:47 AM

"He flicked his tongue like a bullet on a really sensitive part and I thought something was going to pop out of me. He urged me on, saying, 'Go on, go on, finish.' When I did, something really did start coming out..."

I can only imagine what came out.

And this reminded me of TheOnion too! Bookmark'd.

Geschpooklichkeit · 05-02-2007, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kannazuki

I remember reading this as one of the sources for some Wikipedia article. It really is amusing in a strange sort of way.

Girls gush over pleasures of new age bathroom relief - MSN-Mainichi Daily News

Quote:

Constipation can be a real pain in the ass. And dealing with menstruation is usually bloody awful....

Great attention-getter.