stupid phrases and/or dreams

[Akatsuki0]

what are some stupid phrases that you've heard (or you've said if you want) and/ or stupid dreams you or others have, but please make them appropriate, i don't want to have to read something disgusting

let's see, on the bus i heard this on kid say that he was tired of school and he needed a vacation... and it was only the fourth day of school

i've also said many stupid things.. though the one i remember vividly was after i got hooked on the show Avatar: The Last Airbender. I told my friend that if I could be a bender I would want to be a mix of fire and air. then i said that i would make a fire and air scooter. then she told me that when i sat down on it i would burn my butt

as for dreams, my friend had a dream that he was watching tv and all that was on was Barney, and he said (in his dream) why won't this stupid dinosaur get off the screen, and then, evidently, Barney got vampire fangs, came out of the screen, and tried to suck my friend's blood, or kill him (one of the two)

for me, i had a dream that i was eating french fries, and i tried to bite into one but it was too hard, i kept trying to eat it, and i woke up gnawing on my bottom retainer

[Eth3rStrik3r]

stupid phrases? everything from Chapelles Show. I like him saying it, i dont like it when random people from my school say what he says, ALL DAY LONG!

[Shinden]

MY BUM IS ON THE RAIL

sheesh.

[TTRlovesMittens]

I saw Avatar and immediatly thought insta-fail. God that show seems so annoying

[Starmony]

My cousin had a dream of ronald mcdonald turning crazy and freezing everyone with ice.

[Akkaraju]

RIIIIDGE RACEERRR

that get so annoying when im walking down the street and some 12 year old yells it.

[Geschpooklichkeit]

I once had a dream in which I woke up and prepared for school, then I woke up and prepared for school again, then when I woke up for real, I was five minutes late. That was the stupidest moment of my life.

[Chrono Helix]

"The fastest way for a man to turn evil is for him to do NOTHING!"
- from my platoon commander

"Collisions only happen once"
- from my maths teacher, regarding a question on mechanics

[nVGDlm_zk]

Originally Posted by Excel-2006

I once had a dream in which I woke up and prepared for school, then I woke up and prepared for school again, then when I woke up for real, I was five minutes late. That was the stupidest moment of my life.

Maybe you really woke up and just fell asleep again. Twice.

[chilenoloco]

stupidest/strangest dream i ever had was one where i dreamt i was outside sitting on a lawn chair looking @ the sky, and then UFOs had come above me, n when i looked down i was covered in iron sheets n i could move n i was sweating like a mother fucker.... when i woke up turned out my mum thought i might be cold so she freakin put like a good a mount of sheets on me i was lying in a puddle of my own sweat on a summersday... lol

[ellipse]

I'd post the ENTIRE conversation I had with some guy whose screws were looser than a prostitute on crack. . .

. . .but I'd be fired from my job, then arrested.

So, this quote will have to do.

"Defendant's [sic]"

[Geschpooklichkeit]

Originally Posted by VGD

Maybe you really woke up and just fell asleep again. Twice.

I was upstairs when I woke up each time. I sleep downstairs.

[ellipse]

Wow. . .a sleepwalker!

Don't trip going back down the stairs!!

[chaosrain37]

Originally Posted by Excel-2006

I once had a dream in which I woke up and prepared for school, then I woke up and prepared for school again, then when I woke up for real, I was five minutes late. That was the stupidest moment of my life.

Has happened to me too, its so annoying.

[sнυи]

My friends and I use "terribad" and "incredigay" a lot lately.