What embarrasses you about where you live? I was walking into Grapevine Mills Mall (a decent tourist attraction, for some unknown reason), here in Grapevine, Texas, and one of those tour buses with the open tops was driving by. The announcer was telling the group about all of the stuff inside the mall, and was encouraging them to go buy crap, etc.
He spots me and my friend walking, points at us, and says "CAN I GET A YEE-HAW OUT OF Y'ALL TEXANS?"
I stopped in my tracks, and screamed back up at him "WE'RE NOT ALL HICKS, JACKASS," and then continued to walk back up to the mall.
Other people standing around started applauding. That felt so damn good.
What embarrasses you about your home state? Any stereotypes, or something like that?
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