What is Your Weirdest Dream?

[Kiri_No_Haku]

Sometimes I have weird dreams like for instance, the Hulk came into our school and stole a vial from a safe we had and somehow made everyone a mutant (X-men mutant >_>) who walked in the front door. The school was weird anyways since it was like 4 stories and the stairs had gaps in them so you had to jump over them. We all tried to escape and mutants outside had like bomb powers or something because they kept forming huge bombs that did little area of affect but massive damage. I got to the car and my mom drove me off but they somehow locked everything up and the people outside were trapped. We tried to hold cover but oneo f the mutants told us if we became one, then we would be safe. He also said to bring a potted plant for some reason. >_> Hulk likes potted plants? We all went inside, and became mutants and somehow I ot a unique but shitty ability. (to me) I had nodes coming from parts of my body that resembled the way a head of an asparagus yety it had my skin color. I could automatically read information from sources I didn't know it was from. He was reading this book to a kid who's powers were related to it and somehow I was able to make a copy of it in my mind and make a hologram of it on my paper. >_> I kind of woke up after that.

I'd say that would be the weidest so far from a few I remember. One I was in a train station and was out side with all the trains. I kept seeing this girl but there was something running after me between the trains and it was dark and foggy. Another wheere my fifth grade class went to a waterpark and there was a huge wall that waves spalshed over it and started to knock everyone off the ledges on it in which we were trying to get to the top.

A lot of my dreams are kind of f'd up.

What about yours?

[Jacal]

My weirdest dream involved me ending the world with the help of several random anime and game characters. People I know personally were the "heroes" of that dream. I forgot how it was done exactly, though.

Other weird dreams are usually the result of my brother leaving the television on after he falls asleep with the volume turned up and I end up reliving whatever was on with different characters. It's almost always the Funimation Channel these days so lately I've been living out the last episodes of Spiral and Kiddy Grade with the casts of Persona 3 and Chrono Trigger.

[tomatoofdoom]

I think my weirdest dream is one that happened a few years back. From what I remember, my stepdad and I were riding on a zamboni down my middle school hallway while we were being chased by various movie monsters. The weird part is that while the zamboni was moving very slowly, we were still way ahead of the monsters, who were running at top speed. I'm not even going to try to analyze that one o_O

[Tetris]

Last night, I was talking with some of my friends about the movie Step Up (keep in mind they were all girls) and later that night I had the strangest dream. I was in court for a DUI (because we were learning in Driver's Ed), and I was found innocent of all charges (the officer in the dream was wearing pink, and was drunk or high, I could not tell). Yeah, so I leave out of the court room, and in the front halls is a discoteque (mind that it had nothing to do with the 'storyline'). From the courtroom, I am driving down Monte Vista and Golden State (in Turlock, California; where our town's Target and Safeway are), and I get hit by a huge thing. Somehow, I manage to escape (by means of teleportation), and I'm in a recording studio, to record my Indian song (the song is real though, I am working on writing it), and the studio director isn't there, nor the technitians. So at this point, I rely on Channing Tatum, who magically appeared, to work the recording studio panel. For some reason, the recording finished in a blink of an eye (not to mention there were no microphones, just a room), and I 'heard' the finished product (which happened to be 'Cyberraga' playing from my stereo while I was asleep), and I really liked it. The only freaky part I can remember is that Channing said he liked it in Japanese (the only phrase I know fluently in Japanese). At this point, I wake up, and I realise that I fell asleep with Cyberraga on... I got some great ideas for my Indian song from this dream...

[THD5%]

Lately, my dreams have been really weird as a whole. Like, before all these weird dreams, I didn't have a sense for weight, or mass, or physics, etc. Sometimes not even color or full detail. The "focus" of the dream would be detailed, but then everything would gradient out and fade to black. However, lately, my dreams have been full of details. I, as a character, would use logic exactly as I do in real life, and I hold all the characteristics that I usually do. For example- my phone. I often find myself using my phone in my dream, and actually texting what I have to say, or calling people, etc.

Then the other night- I had this weird dream about this girl I liked (up until just recently). Her and I were at my school pool swimming and for some reason, she started to sink and start drowning and whatever. I tried to swim and help her, but I was wearing a life jacket, so my efforts to delve down and save her didn't work. Like, I'd be able to get under water, but obviously not to her depth. Then, when I finally took my vest off and delved down- I found that she was already saved by someone else.

Now, I know this dream is a full-out metaphor for my current love life, etc. But the parts that were weird, was the way I experienced the dream, if that makes sense. When I swam, I felt water, splashing, sound, etc. As I swam deeper underwater, I felt the water pressure, and as I ran out of air, I felt my lungs get strained, etc.

It's just, weird.

[Kiri_No_Haku]

The funniest thing about that dream I had though was that The Incredible Hulk had many commercials for the movie on the channel I fell asleep watching.

Also, has anyone ever woke up from a dream and really wanted it back?

I really like having dreams about being a superheroor having powers because it feels powerful and somehow one time I went back to sleep and it went back to the dream. XD

[DeusExMachina]

You don't want to know, trust me.

[stuartwood89]

I had the strangest dream last night.

On the subject of going over to America (as discussed in another thread, in FB I think), noisy_doll invited me to her house, and I went there, didn't even need a map or directions for some reason, I just knew. So I got there, knocked on her door and waited like 15 minutes before she answered. I can't really give an accurate description of how she looked, because my mind could only build up an image based on the two pictures I've actually seen of her in the Pictures Thread, which I saw quite a while back.

I can't really remember what happened after that, but normally if I dream, my dream normally contains images and/or events that have happened the previous day.

For example, the reason why noisy_doll took so long to answer the door is because in reality, I went to my friends house yesterday, and he took ages to open his gate cause he just got out of bed (11:00 ). Why noisy_doll was in it , I have no idea at all.

[Fred 00]

had a really weird dream... I told all my friends about it.

Okay, it started I was playing Halo (more specifically, the level 343 Guilty Spark, in one of the hallways) and I was fighting these flood-like enemies with really long tentacles. Whenever one would hit me, I kept feeling really sick, like I would throw up. So, I kept hitting the revert to saved button, and kept on feeling sick. Finally I killed one, and I was in my back yard.
The dead flood/tentacle body started growing reeeeaallly long limbs. All of a sudden, this guy (about in his thirties) came over and cut one of the thing's fingers off (it was really long). He hands it to me and says:

"Here is your weapon, use it on the snake over there"

I turn around and see this snake. I try to hit it with the finger, (which is used like a whip). The thing was too heavy though. Then, a possum ran by, the guy yelled, "CATCH THAT POSSUM!!!"
We chased the possum through this weird town, looked like it was a 40s town or something. The whip in my hand grew into a large furry log, and I eventually discarded it. The possum ran into the nearby Toys 'r' us. We followed it and found it eating some old lady's ice cream at the check out counter.
"Aaw, it just wanted to eat ice cream" says the guy.

-Then I find myself in a large building, on the 40 something floor. Computers were everywhere. I hit the spaceber on one, and the power went out. Then, my 2nd period teacher goes up to me and says, "Oh, another power outage, we gotta call the head honcho about this"

He takes me down these long set of stairs, a little kid behind me keeps on saying, "Can we wear dresses now?" "Can we pleeaase wear dresses now? I wanna look pretty." (This little kid was a boy, by the way.)

So I find myself in a hallway at school. There are a group of people, so I go up to them I recognize a few of them. One of them takes the pen out of my pocket, and stabs it through my cheek.

"There, now you have a piercing" she says

I'm screaming, blood is gushing out of my mouth and the pain is unimaginable, its a wonder why I haven't woken up yet. So, I say, gee thanks alot and walk over to the clinic.
The clinic is packed with all sorts of old and diseased people, the head nurse says "Take a number and sit down"
It only takes a second, then its my turn. The nurse says:

"Okay, before we do anything to you, you have to prove you're human. read the following."

So I read about India, and some Interstate there.

"Okay, whats your problem?"
The pain goes out of my cheek

"My shoulder hurts!"
I don't remember the rest.
Question: What was I smoking?

[Kiri_No_Haku]

I just had another weird dream tonight. I must be waking up out of my PEM phase...

It started as me watching a tornado from the distance. I just got out of school and my mom was freaking out saying there was a tornado where our house was. (she is always like that with the weather anyways and tornadoes NEVER appear around my house) We were driving and we could see it. SUddenly we see cars parked together in a clump. The people there said it was coming this way and we had to get in a position on the ground so the tornado couldn't carry us away. It was like we both got into a feetle position on our back and held to another person. Then, the tornado suddenly was right next to us and it hit us. We were inside of the tornado and it kind of felt awesoem to me but that is when that part ended. Then the scene changed....

I remember kind of a bships game scene from warcraft 3's bnet map called battleships pro. It looked like a town or city flooded with water. I was a ship shooting rockets at someone. It turns out it was a shark that started bleeding dark fluids. (I believe oil) I wa following it to destroy it and I hesitated and didn't want it to die caused somehow it was a girl to me or feminine. It died anyways and something else came to attack me. The was like a tunnel-like passageway to the outer water in I wanted to get out in. First I went over and started to squeeze oil out of the shark, who was crying, for fuel and my gas tank was like a funnel. (maybe funnel is resembling the first part) I felt bad for it so I went to kind of "avenge" it because now the thing that was coming this way was the shark's true killer. A human ribcage started to come my way and the dying shark's voice sad "She did this to me" and "I was very young" or something close to that in meaning. I took the ribcage and put it inside the shark's body from the huge gash along its side. I think the shark was happy again and my dream ended with my mom waking me up when she called me from her work.

[PSYCHO KILLER]

Driving in a real-world-post-apocalyptic ruins in an ex-Soviet bloc country with a video game HUD over it and timed objectives that had a common theme of vengeance. If I remember correctly, I had to knock down a shack at the top of a high tower because the Soviets used to force the poor to scale the building to get their welfare (Why did they need welfare in a Communist state? I do not know. It was a dream). I mean on one hand it was hella touching on the other it was fucking weird.

[Jacal]

Originally Posted by DeusExMachina

You don't want to know, trust me.

[the]

About a month or two ago, in a week where I had to pull multiple all-nighters to finish some physics problem sets, I started having these dreams where I was in some sort of game, where I had to solve problems like I had to do in my physics homework at the time. Only it wasn't in ways that made sense, I would see a piece of paper, and when I went over to go read it, I would suddenly see an A^2 and an integral sign about the piece of paper. Obviously I could never solve these, so then I would black out and end up in a completely different place, until I went up to a person I knew, and when I tried to talk to them, the same thing happened.

Not the most enjoyable night of sleep, I must say.

[Lovless]

Well, I had this dream quite a while ago and I told everyone about it because it was extremely bizarre. I was stuck in a box with eye holes and if I looked out I could see this white guy being flogged by a black guy, but the white guy was enjoying it, telling him to hit him harder. I believe the white guy was aroused. Then a women appeared and I died.

After I was able to see the white guy killing people in a very violent manner. I woke up at this point and was very baffled. Since it was too early for me to be awake I fell back asleep and when back into the same dream, except I was out with a friend who was upset with me because I hadn't seen her in a while. Then cops come and start to question me about this murder that took place with a white guy with glasses. I was pretty sure that that was the guy I had seen. So I closed my eyes and seen the guy killing a women with a knife much like the Lust murder in Se7en.

Gahd, I hate that dream, for the extreme creep factor, actually I don't think I was in the first half at all.

[Kiri_No_Haku]

My oldest weird dream I remember had something to do with my childhood in the other house I lived in with my family. It was at night, there was a stair-chain leading to nowhere, and there was a freaky owl coming after me.