What is Your Weirdest Dream?

[Blackraven]

I used to have these "spatial dreams" when I was a kid where I can only visualize of white and felt like I was moving in another dimension of an open space.

Then I felt like I was gonna die or something (that was like when I was 12 yrs. old). I probably had high fever that time (so yeah, f**ked up immune system of mine).


Anyways, just sharing.

[RETROFLEX IMPLOSIVE]

Last summer I had a dream where I discovered a time-forgotten (read: 1994) computing magazine. It contained a DOS command (C:/>call of cthulhu) which made the computer executing it turn self-aware and start asking the user personal questions.

The strange thing? I immediately woke up to a panic attack.

[mageman17]

Why don't someone try that command?

Anyway, I've said this to quite a lot of forums and I'll say it here. I often have "falling dreams". Dreams where I eat chicken (no duh, of course dreams were I feel like I'm falling). the most famous of this is about the time I fell off a balcony in a mall (it's a bit hard to explain but places in the mall where
you can look down and see people walking on the ground floor), so I was falling and I can feel it. When I hit the ground everything turned blue and then I woke up. There were times where I'd almost fall if I wasn't clinging into the edge of the roof.

I've also had zombie dreams and I guess it's ok to tell it here.
I was cleaning up the dishes in the kitchen. I hear my dad calling me and told me to get something outside (I forgot what it is), and when I was just about to get out, I saw someone walking down the stairs. When I got back, the thing from the stairs was at the door which turned out to be a female zombie. I thought of my father and tried to get past the zombie but my right hand got bitten. Thinking that it had already bitten my dad, I just ran off down the street. I stopped in the middle of a crossroad, I pulled out my cellphone and texted my friends telling them I was bitten and it's too late. When zombies began closing in on me, I woke up. Very disturbing dream.

When we're on the subject of dreams, can someone interpret this:

I met up with my friends (note that I haven't met them before nor do they resemble any of my friends) in a someone's house. We then went to the balcony. They then dared me to spit at a "target" (I forgot what it was but it's about 12 feet from where we are standing). I tried but I couldn't reach it. One of them laughed at me and told me to watch how his girlfriend does it. She spat and it reached the target.

Not very disturbing but what did it mean that my spit just won't go far enough and the gf of one of my friends managed to do it.

Sorry for the very disgusting and repulsive terms I used.

[the]

Sometime this past year I had a dream in which I was some type of robot-girl, or something, and I was following this guy around as he went looking for something. As we were chasing it, it crawled into my mouth and down through my stomach to hide, and then he decided to cut open my belly to get it out. It didn't really hurt and I got up and started walking pretty soon after he removed the armadillo from my intestines, but when I woke up after that, I felt numb in the place he cut me open.

[Excel-2009]

If you were resisting being cut open then you may have been acting that bit out in reality.

I once caught my little brother sleepwalking. He sat down in the kitchen and started making weird motions that resembled walking as he was seated. I didn't catch what happened next since I had to go to the bathroom and left after he went back to the bed.

[the]

I might have been a little bit, but there were two other guys holding me down in the dream so I don't know.

[BemaniAK]

I went to bed right after watching scarface, and I had a dream where I was a cockroach.

[afex.racer_X]

Hmm, interesting dream last night which was weird. I probably had it because I was reading this thread and thinking of weird dreams.

I was in a coma for two years and when I came out of it the world was being attacked by Gundam like machines. I then was in a resistence army to try and stop them. Somehow ended up in a Civic driving to my house where I found my dog and cat frolicking through my front lawn like nothing was amiss.

Unfortunately I woke up after that, fuckin alarm... Very vivid dream, I have no idea how I remember the time frame from when I was in a coma to when I came out of it..

[Tetris]

Last week I dreamt that I was playing DDR (to Ayumi Hamasaki, might I add), and then poof, I fall into a recording studio (I have nightmares of them). I, ironically record Cher's "Believe," and my girlfriend, who magically poofed there recorded Ayumi Hamasaki's "Seasons [Eurobeat Version]." I was in charge of the recording studio panel, and I commented, "This beat has bass!!!" (which is something I don't usually say to eurobeat music. The weird part was I said this in Cher's voice.

I then look in the mirror and see that my skin is white, I have blonde (spiky) hair, and I am wearing all sorts of make up (the make up part is normative, but not the white skin or blonde hair). I go down to the corner of Golden State and Monte Vista (where Turlock's Target is), and upon arriving, standing there at Borders is Channing Tatum, my girlfriend, my friend from Oregon, and some weird person I have never met before, all promoting something of some sorts. Suddenly from the sky falls a Oricon chart, saying that my song is #2, and that I have been beat by Chan (no song title was given). All of a sudden, a blue-haired anime character walks up and congratulates me on my victory, saying that "Getting on these charts is hard." This is when my girlfriend comments, "You bitch!" and everyone starts laughing.

The next thing I know, I am at home, in my bed looking at my accomplishment, and the doorbell rings. The doorbell says, "After love / After love / After love..." I answer it, and it is Chan congratulating me on my "song" reaching (when clearly it was #2, when I last checked), and we shared a celebritory hug, and this next part really creeped me out, and I still remember it. I guess I was listening to "Erotica" in my sleep (I sleep with my sound system on, 6 CD changer), and I can remember quoting the actual song, "Erotica" by Madonna, in saying during the hug, "I wanna put you in a trance." And voices in the bacground kept saying, "Erotica." I then took Chan out to somewhere, and my girlfriend happened to be driving my car put in a CD called "Mix." We both started singing "Like A Prayer" by Madonna, and we creeped Chan out (lol)...

We happened to go to my old home in Fremont, and then the three of us basically were spectating on the past memories I had when I was living in Fremont. Then I disappeared and wound up on the same DDR machine I was playing when it first started... Playing the eurobeat mix of Ayumi Hamasaki's Seasons.

At this point I woke up, feeling a yearning feeling. I guess I felt like I wanted to be in Fremont, or to spend the day with Chan, I don't know...

Anyways, I think this is what happens when one uses Surround Sound in their sleep...

[Fuchikoma]

My latest dream involved me meeting Ween.

[The Butthole Surfer]

I control most of my dreams.

Someone give me something weird to dream about, and then I'll post about it.

[stuartwood89]

But how will we know you didn't just make it up?

[Kiri_No_Haku]

I've been having a lot of weird dreams this week. It could be the fact I am going to sleep late in the morning and waking up during my PEM phase because of it causing me to be enabled to remember my dreams.

This one was about being with my dad in some part of the jungle near the Himilayas in a monk monastary. (ewww first thing we ate was this bread which was donkey...ummm *cough*) I rememberhaving to take off my clothes and wear the ones they had which weren't robes but they were like old clothes that everyone wore. We had to pray to the head monk which was almost treated like a god. Oddly enough, there was DDR and I sucked at it. T_T I can't remember much except the head monk gettign real sick when he walked by me so I tried to use the so called healing light they taught us and he died and everyone got pissed and attacked me. The dream just like reseted itself and the monk was alive again so I just waited until someone else came by and healed him. Can't remember much after that.

[Blackraven]

Interestingly, many scientists have mentioned that when we are in our sub-conscious states, we often tend to see things that may happen some point in the future..........but has not happened in the present.

It's an interesting concept to study. Though personally, I've never had dreams regarding 'deja vu' phenomenon (mostly involving the past)......or at least that I can remember.

[Kiri_No_Haku]

Originally Posted by Blackraven

Interestingly, many scientists have mentioned that when we are in our sub-conscious states, we often tend to see things that may happen some point in the future..........but has not happened in the present.

It's an interesting concept to study. Though personally, I've never had dreams regarding 'deja vu' phenomenon (mostly involving the past)......or at least that I can remember.

Yeah, I've had plenty of those before. I had one when I was 5 about something that actually did happen to me in like 8th grade. Can't remember it now though. XD