What is Your Weirdest Dream?

[SF1]

I rarely ever remember mine, which is good, because some of them disturb me.


Though, one night, I was having trouble staying asleep (I'd wake up every hour and go back to sleep). Every time I'd go back to sleep, I kept having the same dream. My cats were asleep in the toilet bowl, of all places, and the only way I could think to get them out was to flush the toilet. When I flushed it the first time, one cat got out, but there other stayed there. I had to flush it 5 times to get the other one out of the toilet, each time watching as the water rose up above his head and back down.



Yeeeeah.

[ellipse]

I dreamed I was eating a peanut butter sandwich. I could taste the peanut butter.

[Atmos]

My dream last night was...strange.
I was at a new school but with kids that I knew from my old schools. We were having a 20 minute break and as a present the staff had provided everyone with like...it was like 2 pieces of dough connected, so it was like a dough pouch, and it had a fish inside it. I think it was a tuna. A whole fish, btw.
So I'm walking around and I want to cut class so I go to an abandonded corner of the school near the gym and some kid tells me 'Hey, thats a dead end, you know.' I tell him 'No its not!' and go ahead through the door that magically appeared at the end of the hallway.
Suddenly I'm in one of the most bizzarely beautiful places I've ever seen. I'd call it like...a construction surplus site, because it was where all the extra building materials were. They were all stacked in a really strange way that made the whole place feel like a palace. I walk across some steps up and down and over a stream and up to an old, tubby bearded guy teaching a class. And then the class isn't there.
So the guy goes 'I fucking love the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution' and next thing I know I'm watching him fly up a snowy mountain in an Evo VII. Then there's a jump, and he goes over it in his scooter. He almost falls off the mountain but doesn't because he knows the course really well, at least that's how I rationalized it when I was asleep. Then he gets to the other side of the mountain and there's a very deep, still, cold pond there. He sits to [according to him] 'make a cup of coffee and play my gamecube some before i head back'. And he does. I'm sitting there next to him and I touch the water, and it's cold. Freezing cold. It starts sucking me in and I'm falling in, sliding in slowly, grabbing at the shore but it's all sand, trying to scream but the water's cold and I can't talk, and the guy's just sitting there drinking coffee. Then I wake up [not really, in the dream] and im laying in my room and there's a vent on my ceiling that's about twice the size of a normal vent. Some stuff is falling out of it, it's like small chunks of plaster. So I go out of my room into the hallway and there's all sorts of furniture everywhere and an old printer that I remember from when I was a little kid and I can hear my mom and grandma talking about stuff. I go out to see them and they say hi and it start raining. Not like raining, like pouring. The raindrops are the size of my fist and I'm in my room looking out the window and they're just soaking everything. Snow starts coming out of the vent. My grandma remarks that the Spring [as in season] must be sick [as in ill]. Then my sister and dog woke me up and the dream was over.

tl;dr my dreams don't make sense like anyone else's and i have way too much time on my hands

[Geschpooklichkeit]

Originally Posted by linkismyhero

I control most of my dreams.

Someone give me something weird to dream about, and then I'll post about it.

Do you want a scenario or a list of keywords?

[Kiri_No_Haku]

Originally Posted by linkismyhero

I control most of my dreams.

Someone give me something weird to dream about, and then I'll post about it.

Okay I got something for you...

* Tournament (DDR, ITG, Beatmania, Guitar Freaks..etc)
* You get to finals
* You end up going against your mother
* She falls (or seriously hurts herself)
* All ties to what you ate that day
* Bannana Hammocks
* Peanut Butter and Jelly Time

Now let's see how that dream is?

[Fred 00]

I had a weird dream again...

People were reenacting "House of the dead 2" at my old school and everyone was acting like zombies. I got cornered by 3 or 4 of them and I said I quit. So they took off their masks and stuff ans asked me to leave so I wouldn't spoil any plot details to anybody.
So then I back out of the parking lot right into a 4 lane street, which I almost get hit by a car. Then I have to stop to let some camel/wolf things cross the street.
Then I'm driving a blue Scion XB to the local mall, only I have no idea where I'm going and the brakes don't work. So I stop at this hotel where there's this really big dog that kept trying to get my attention. And then I think I went home to eat some dinner.

[Geschpooklichkeit]

Did they have crappy voice acting?

[Mangojoyride]

watermelon langoliers

[Fred 00]

Originally Posted by Excel-2008

Did they have crappy voice acting?

No, IIRC, the zombies didn't have any dialogue

[vanityangelfixx]

I took a nap today, and had a strange dream!

I went to a music store somewhere and got pandora ~English Version~ on 7" vinyl. I tried to play it on my record player, and I screamed, "This player has no needle." I then go over to the kitchen, and put the record in the microwave. The weird thing was that instead of pandora ~English Version~ playing, I got to hear a remix of Frozen Ray, which I don't think exists in real life...

I woke up, and was so disappointed, because it had a wonderful synth solo...

[LOVLES.]

There are several remixes of Frozen Rain

[Fred 00]

I actually had an IIDX related one

We were at some asian place (probably Japan) because it was father's day and they were having a Nascar tournament there so my dad wanted to go. Ao instead of watching cars go round and round 400 or so times I wwent to this arcade there was a bm machine there and this little girl was playing and she was really good. I played sum, but then I left to check out the Japanese book store. It was called Mobile and Barnes and all they had was stuffed animals and Dr. House was there.

Then I'm on a bus and it's supposedly the early 1900s but I see all this plastic playground equipment outside and I say, they didn't have this stuff back then so then Morgan Freeman said something I don't really remember. I got off the bus to go into this movie theater where they were playing a Zero Punctuation video and some of my friends from school were there.

then I was sitting at a table with a bunch of preschoolers and I guess I was back in kindergarden or something and my textbook was missing some pages and I threw some paper at the teacher.

[Goobberzz]

Once I found myself running around NY city naked...

Happens to the best of us but anyway. Another time i was trying to save some penguins in antarctica, with my mom while traveling in a RV. I got a hot girlfriend so it was all good in the end.

[revenGmyass]

Last nights dream:

I am in front of my local Blockbuster with Sonic, Tails, Amy and Knuckles. There is a bed located on the parking lot placed as if it was a parked car. Tails made me iron the bed sheets while everyone else was having a conversation. Then a guy from Fox news came up in a SUV, looked at me with me knowing that he was gonna shoot me. So I took the bed frame and used it as a shield. The guy shoots and the bullet bounced off the wall and hit my right ear and suddenly I woke up feeling that something was coming off my right ear.


Now I'm normal again

[DELICIOUS HOT COCK]

Originally Posted by linkismyhero

I control most of my dreams.

Someone give me something weird to dream about, and then I'll post about it.

Originally Posted by stuartwood89

But how will we know you didn't just make it up?

If he controls them, then of course he made it up