What is Your Weirdest Dream? - Page 4

Kiri_No_Haku · 07-02-2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by k⁄⁄eternal

If he controls them, then of course he made it up

You have that right, he basically said it right there. XD

cyko dx · 07-03-2008, 12:51 AM

I had a dream that I was playing a game of DDR, but the game cabinet was a car racing game instead of a DDR cabinet. Also, the gas and brake pedal were replaced by the 4 arrow panel.

-mex- · 07-04-2008, 01:40 PM

crossposted from sows

So after chatting in IRC last night I went to sleep around 1 o'clock. I almost never remember my dreams but boy oh boy do I remember this one

so for some reasons me sherl0k and (I think) kelsie and other sowskids were on a bus or something and we were going down south and for some reason in my dream I was gay (dunno where that came from) and out of the blue

WHAM

sherl0k started making out with me

he also was skinny as fuck like me because we're both anorexia buddies <3 (and he took gilbert's advice and got a liposuction)

it was wierd because then all the southerners started going apeshit on us for being gay

and sherl0k stayed in the bus and I went somewhere and almost got lynched for being a queer and when I got back to the bus we had sweet hot passionate sex <3

the end.

Kiri_No_Haku · 07-04-2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by -mex-

crossposted from sows

So after chatting in IRC last night I went to sleep around 1 o'clock. I almost never remember my dreams but boy oh boy do I remember this one

so for some reasons me sherl0k and (I think) kelsie and other sowskids were on a bus or something and we were going down south and for some reason in my dream I was gay (dunno where that came from) and out of the blue

WHAM

sherl0k started making out with me

he also was skinny as fuck like me because we're both anorexia buddies <3 (and he took gilbert's advice and got a liposuction)

it was wierd because then all the southerners started going apeshit on us for being gay

and sherl0k stayed in the bus and I went somewhere and almost got lynched for being a queer and when I got back to the bus we had sweet hot passionate sex <3

the end.

Okay, I don't think we want to touch that dream for a long while. >_>

I had another again about playing a wc3 map (I neverp layed before). I had the best character and I was playing with my friend like always. I got ownd though for some reason. O.o

Geschpooklichkeit · 07-05-2008, 09:26 AM

In my latest dream, I was in middle school again. The lights were dim, yet it was supposed to be morning. (Maybe it was night class?) I was struggling to find my first class minutes after the first bell had rung. I went to the other wing down the far end of the hall and entered my first class, "Ikaruga Complete". It was supposed to be a class about the philosophical lessons to be learned from Ikaruga, similar to the literature classes focusing on a specific author of ancient poetry, such as Virgil or Homer. I sat in the back corner and got along well with four other students, two of them female. I learned from them that this is only the first class on Ikaruga, the next one being "Ikaruga Practical". As I was wondering about the apparent misnomer and appreciating how deep the game is for warranting classes about it, I woke up.

SIR · 07-07-2008, 06:22 PM

When I was younger, I used to have a reoccuring dream where I was lying on a boat, and the boat would start rocking, back and forth, back and forth, and then it tipped!...and I woke up gripping the sides of my bed.

At some point I decided not to wake up, and I ultimately just fell onto a larger ship, in the middle of a storm. I don't really remember what happened after that, but I never had the dream again.

Fred 00 · 07-07-2008, 08:04 PM

I had a dream where there was this iidx machine and I really wanted to play it but it was folded up and locked. It required two different keys and a modified start button to play, plus a dollar. I spent the whole dream frustratedly looking around and asking people if they had the keys. Then, when I finally unlocked it, the keys were the size of those bubble-wrap keychains. And then I was flying through space ,except I didn't want to get lost so I flew really slow.

I reached the bottom of the universe, which was covered in galactic dust and debris.

sнυи · 07-24-2008, 11:30 PM

I had a dream last night/this morning that I was having sex with Penelope Cruz.

I'm serious, too, it was fucking (get it) amazing.

BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU · 07-29-2008, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiri_No_Haku

You have that right, he basically said it right there. XD

It's the nights when I'm beyond exhausted that I have no control whatsoever... which was last night.

I dreamed that I went over to a friend's house, went up to his room, and he was leaning out the window trying to get up on the roof. I asked him what he was doing and he said "there's a cookie on the roof, and I want it." I decided that I wanted to cookie more, so I picked up his guitar and smacked him in the chest while he was pulling himself up, and he fell to the ground. His brother came in and asked why I had just hit him, and I told him about the cookie. He picked up a pair of drumsticks and threw them at me, and one hit me in the face, so I couldn't see for a second. He started to rush over to the window and was climbing up to the roof, so I scrambled after him and climbed up onto the roof. He had picked up the cookie, and was running over to a hot air balloon in his attempt to escape. I was faster than him, so I caught up to him and kicked him in the back, and he fell off the roof with the cookie. I jumped after him, and was falling to the ground, when I woke up. I had rolled off of my bed.

I immediately went to the kitchen and got about 10 Chips Ahoy.

RoboSllim · 07-31-2008, 03:57 PM

Right, so this dream started with a friend and me sneaking in to a government building of some sort. It was actually the engineering administration building on campus, but in the dream it was a government building.

Anyway, we went in and were sneaking around for a while but were eventually captured. I'm not sure what we were trying to accomplish or how we got caught, but we ended up being handed over to some aliens that were working at the facility -- your typical Greys. We were stripped and turned into fat people, somehow, as part of their experiments (I guess).

The aliens eventually left us alone, but they put a single shackle our right ankles. Just a shackle, not attached to a wall or anything. So of course we decided to try to flee. We made it outside when all of a sudden the shackles paralyzed our legs and we were re-captured.

Apparently the paralysis was permanent, and all I could remember thinking was "Oh no! I can't play DDR/ITG anymore!"

This probably isn't my weirdest dream, but I remember it well, anyway.

stuartwood89 · 07-31-2008, 04:44 PM

This should be renamed 'the tl;dr thread'

RoboSllim · 07-31-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by stuartwood89

This should be renamed 'the tl;dr thread'

True story...
Though that's kinda the point of this thread, no? No story worth telling should have to be condensed to three lines.

sнυи · 07-31-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RoboSllim

True story...
Though that's kinda the point of this thread, no? No story worth telling should have to be condensed to three lines.

Hey now, my dream was amazing and was summed up into one line.

stuartwood89 · 08-01-2008, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Shun

Hey now, my dream was amazing and was summed up into one line.

3 words.

Five Woman Orgy.

RoboSllim · 08-01-2008, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Shun

Hey now, my dream was amazing and was summed up into one line.

It's a great dream, sure, but the telling of it was lacking. Where were you? What position? What sort of sounds did she make? It's details like this that would enhance the story.

Maybe I'm missing the point. Maybe this isn't story time.