Worse Thing That Happened To You At A Theme Park

[tornupsock]

I lost a watch.

[Oni-91]

Aqua Land in Corfu. The ultimate ride, Extreme Game (sponsored by Pepsi!) was shoddily made. I went down it, and ended up with an interesting collection of cuts and bruises to my back and legs.

[Hiryuu]

Sneezed on the Mr. Freeze Ride a third of the way in at Six Flags St. Louis.

You can guess.

SNOT REVERSUHL

[LOVLES.]

The worst thing was being felt up by the ticket guy? because my shirt said "Hate, Kill, and Destroy" because Six Flags is a family place, except that two 13yr olds walked in with booty shorts, seriously buttcheeks hanging out, that said juicy. WTF?

[m335h73r of PBJ]

Originally Posted by DeusExMachina

Damn you were there when that happened? I saw it in the news but this was many years ago

You know it's bad when you see the person fall and not hear the impact he has with the concrete.

Then cue the blood-curdling screams.

[noisy doll☆]

When I was like, 9 or 10, I went into one of those closed tunnel water slides on an inner tube, and got stuck because I wasn't heavy enough to have the momentum required to get around one of the curves. I had been told a lifeguard would come and bump me out of there if I got stuck, so I was yelling for him to come push me along. I remember waiting forever, and thinking noone would ever come for all my yelling and banging on the walls.

He ended up knocking me out of the tube when he eventually came down the tunnel, and I ended up going down the rest of the slide *under* the tube, trying to at least get my head up. (yes I did know how to swim but at that point I had no idea which way was even up, in the pitch black) I was half-drowning and completely convinced I was going to die that day. I must have coughed up half a glass of water or something when they got me out of there. It took me several years to want to go in that kind of water slide ever again.

[Kiri_No_Haku]

Originally Posted by noisy doll☆

When I was like, 9 or 10, I went into one of those closed tunnel water slides on an inner tube, and got stuck because I wasn't heavy enough to have the momentum required to get around one of the curves. I had been told a lifeguard would come and bump me out of there if I got stuck, so I was yelling for him to come push me along. I remember waiting forever, and thinking noone would ever come for all my yelling and banging on the walls.

He ended up knocking me out of the tube when he eventually came down the tunnel, and I ended up going down the rest of the slide *under* the tube, trying to at least get my head up. (yes I did know how to swim but at that point I had no idea which way was even up, in the pitch black) I was half-drowning and completely convinced I was going to die that day. I must have coughed up half a glass of water or something when they got me out of there. It took me several years to want to go in that kind of water slide ever again.

I'm really afraid of the dark, and I remember going down a slide like that so yeah I feel you there.

[nVGDlm_zk]

Originally Posted by m335h73r of lmaonade

You know it's bad when you see the person fall and not hear the impact he has with the concrete.

Then cue the blood-curdling screams.

What exactly happened? He fell on a spike or something?

[PURPLE STRiKER]

he fell on a slightly softer retard

[t7r]

I rode the Splash Mountain in Disneyland on an 8-degree Celsius Christmas Eve. The water is all over my pants, and especially my shoes. My feet were so cold and wet that I demanded that we go back. It was at around 6 or 7 in the evening when that happened to me, and we left at 9, having my feet to freeze for three hours. Man, that sucked.

[Sexy]

Recently I was at Disneyland with some friends. I wore a really shitty pair of boxers and my mid-day I got the worst chaffing ever. Now, it was manageable at first cause I could endure the pain. Then it was getting later in the day and it became deadly. It felt like my thighs were on fire. Then we went on Grizzly River Run at night and since no one was in line I was going to request separate rafts for the group so we wouldn't get too wet. I told them to do this, but my friend insisted we all go together.



We got drenched. The park closed at midnight, it was 8 pm, and my chaffing got worse (the water doesn't help in the slightest). Walking around the park after, especially going to the car at the end of the day, sucked.


I threw out the pair of boxers right when I got home.

[LOVLES.]

Damn, chaffing sucks, especially when you are at a theme park, once when I didn't wear a pair of socks, the back of my ankle was bloody because of my shoe rubbing against it.

[LAMBORGHINI FCUKER]

I went into Knott's Berry for free and didn't go on any rides.

[Sexy]

Originally Posted by Reenee

I went into Knott's Berry for free and didn't go on any rides.

I can't speak to you anymore.

[BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU]

Originally Posted by Sexy

I threw out the pair of boxers right when I got home.

I would've just taken them off right there in the park and trashed them in the bathroom. It hurts a lot less... speaking from experience.