dis post is rated mature (ages 17+)
THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT
CRACKDOWN, A NEW SANDBOX GAME COMING OUT FOR THE XBOX 360 IN FEBRUARY
FUCK YEAH! CRACKDOWN IS A GAME ABOUT BEATING ASS AND TAKING NAMES THAT YOU ALSO BEAT UP BEFORE JUMPING OVER A FUCKING BUILDING AND KICKING A CAR IN HALF JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY IT WAS LOOKING AT YOU
SEE THAT SHIT? THOSE PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING UP THERE AND THAT'S THE END RESULT. IF YOU'VE PLAYED
HULK: ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION, THEN JUST STICK A GUN IN BANNER'S HANDS AND MAKE HIM SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT IN A CAR AND YOU HAVE A PALE, BITCH-ASS IMITATION OF CRACKDOWN. ALTERNATIVELY, PUT SOME SUPERPOWERS IN
SAINT'S ROW.
WOOOO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT
WAS BUT FUCK IT, IT'S GONE NOW
ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I? OH YEAH! YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT SETS THIS APART FROM OTHER GAMES IN THE URBAN VIOLENCE GENRE, WHICH IS A CRIME IN THE FUTURE. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY. SINCE WE'RE IN THE NOW, I'LL TELL YOU!
FIRST AND FOREMOST, YOU CAN ENFORCE THE LAW WITH A FRIEND. IF YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A BITCH TO HANDLE A BUNCH OF UNENHANCED HUMAN GANGSTERS, YOU CAN CALL IN SOME HELP OVER XBOX LIVE! COOPERATIVE IS DONE ON THE FLY AND DOESN'T NEED TO BE PLANNED. FRIENDS CAN JUMP IN AND OUT WHENEVER YOU WANT SOME COMPANY. FRIENDLY FIRE IS IN EFFECT, SO THIS MEANS, IN ESSENCE, THAT EVERY CO-OP SESSION IS JUST A DELAYED DEATHMATCH THAT WILL END INTERNET FRIENDSHIPS.
FUCKING AWESOME 
YOUR SKILLS LEVEL AS YOU USE THEM. IF YOU WANT TO BE A LAWMAN WHO GIVES PEOPLE EXTRA HOLES IN THEIR HEADS FROM A MILE AWAY, GO RIGHT AHEAD AND PRACTICE, SHARPSHOOTER. IF YOU WANT TO BE A
MAN, THOUGH, YOU'LL CHARGE HEADLONG INTO BATTLE UNTIL YOU'RE ABLE TO KICK PEOPLE TWENTY FEET AND THROW GARBAGE TRUCKS AT JAYWALKERS.
To be rational for a paragraph, though, Crackdown doesn't drift completely out of sight of older titles in the genre. You'll use conventional weapons and largely ordinary vehicles on more or less interchangeable enemies in a dense urban setting. There's a lock-on system in place that works
somewhat better than GTA's, so if that's a turn off you'll want to rent before you buy. It's not all perfect, but it's damned entertaining, and
as an added bonus you can play the demo RIGHT FUCKING NOW
DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT IN THE FORM OF ADDITIONAL AGENT SKINS AND MAYBE A WHOLE 'NOTHER ISLAND HAS BEEN MENTIONED, SO YOU'LL HAVE EVEN MORE OPTIONS WHEN DECIDING WHO YOUR AVATAR WILL BE AND WHERE THEY'LL TEAR SHIT UP
FEBRUARY 20, MOTHERFUCKERS
here are additional screenshots okay
CRACKDOWN: THE THREAD 
