GameFAQs gives MAX-series oral sex

[LAMBORGHINI FCUKER]

http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/top10/511.html

PSMO to kill itself in suicide pact with FMAXX Oni.

(Not in DDR forum as there's obviously pure blasphemy here.)

[Novasonic of /flex]

Ahaha yeah I saw that.

It is WAY harder to save every victim on ZAMN than to pass a Max. But then again, most of those lists suck ass all the time anyway.

[TheFlyingSquirrel]

Huh? I... don't... get... it.....

[deepbluevibes]

lol i know people who have beaten max300 heavy in like only four weeks of playing

[Arimasen]

Of those, I've completed 10, 9, 8, 7, 2, and 1. I'm working on the WoW one currently (level 34).

[I AM THE PROPHECY.]

One of the greatest, most known, and most valued cult classics of the Genesis era, Zombies Ate My Neighbors was an incredibly long shoot-em-up, in which two teenage heroes quested to save all of their neighbors from a monster invasion. What made this achievement so difficult is not that saving the victims was difficult (you just had to locate and touch them), but that there were 10 in each level, that there were 55 levels (with 3 bonus stages), and that, in most circles, for the feat to truly be respected, it must be done in one sitting. Only one who has seen the game can truly appreciate how much effort goes into this immensly frustrating task.

Firstly, I didn't know there was a Genesis version...but that said, holy shit, I don't think I could ever do this. ZAMN was obscenely difficult in later stages.

[ANGRY ABOUT ENGLISH]

I'm not even getting into this on what goes where, my sense of difficulty is all shot to hell (hello Dragon Quest VII.) But I can't stop laughing at this line:

"To say that you can do so on the hardest difficulty, however, is a privilage handed down to only the most talented of DDR dancers."

So why Heavy was mentioned, we'll never know. Someone get this guy the bullshit chart to SMMM Oni!

[ultralowincome]

wow, number 2? well, its nice to see DDR get some respect at least...

[DjRandom]

10,9,8,7,2 are completed for me ill never do any of the others especially the WoW one fuck that im not paying for that game but the whole max thing on the list :/ change it to something harder PSMO or stuff on ITG or stepmania then it will be okay.

[Monster in a box]

Yeah, I saw that. The whole list was pretty dumb. I mean, catching all the Pokemon was no.1. That doesn't require skill, it requires immunity to boredom.

[Hiroyuki Sakai]

Originally Posted by Arimasen

Of those, I've completed 10, 9, 8, 7, 2, and 1. I'm working on the WoW one currently (level 34).

Legitimately? If I remember correctly, Mew was only available for a little bit after R/S was released, and is basically impossible to find nowadays.

[Axem Rangers]

I like how passing a MAX is infinitely harder (according to that list) than, oh, say, S pass on Cannon-D NM.

[sports]

They really could do a better list than that.

Ninja Gaiden (NES) - Beat the game
F-Zero GX (GCN) - Unlock everything you possibly can- character ending movies, staff ghosts and all
Final Fantasy II (SNES) - Equip your five final party members (Kain, Rosa, Cecil, Edge, Rydia) with the best equipment in the game. Some of these items, like the Artemis Bow, Glass Helmet, Crystal Ring, and Pink Tail have an insanely low appearance rate (roughly 0.078%) that comes from enemies dropping items 1/20th of the time and a 1/64 chance of that item being the rarest of the four possible items that that enemy can drop. The enemy that drops a Pink Tail appears once every 64 battles on average, so that just exacerbates the monotony (fortunately, they always attack in groups of five). Monster in a box mentioned "immunity to boredom" earlier; you'll need lots of it here.
Super Monkey Ball - Get to the Master levels
Goldeneye 007 - Get all the cheats
Mega Man Zero 3 (GBA) - Unlock all the minigames

[Axem Rangers]

Originally Posted by sports

Super Monkey Ball - Get to the Master levels

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

...oh fuck.

[deepbluevibes]

-beat any cave game with one credit