Earotica ~ A Pending Erotica-esque cynical comedy none other than TTR (Earvin Ramos)

*TTR_loves_Mittens* · 07-13-2006, 01:54 PM

Okay, so, I decided to string this together in TSB. I came to me as Arctures suddenly Yiffed farf, and I suddenly missed it. So, I brang up Yiff in IRC and Arctures thought I asked him for one. He was all "Where's my yiff?" And I'm like "Oh I was talking about something else." Nonetheless, it isn't a yiff by the way, but I think at heart it could be as much as a hit classic as M*A*S*H and Cheers

I walked down the street, waiting for him... It was 2:15 in the morning, so no one was around, accept the occasional car or homeless man. They always made me sad...

I turned into the park, where he said he'd be waiting. We had made plans to meet up once and for all. I mean, after all of those dramatic moments I brough to FB, it was the only think I could do to repay him for sticking up for me... I kept walking, but he wasn't anyway in sight. Suddenly, a figure appeared in the middle of the darkness. It was him... Arctures... And he was sitting on the bench. I walked up to him, and sat right beside him.

"Good, you made it..." I said, looking away from him. You never know when the FBI was watching.

"Where's my yiff, bitch?" he said in a comical tone. I tried to keep myself from laughing.

"Well, did you rent the room like I told you to? Or did you forgot?" I said. "Don't worry," he said, "I rented your god damn room. It would have been better to do it out in the open though..." He added that last little remark, and we decided it was time. It was cold, and I forgot to bring a jacket. "Hey, can I borrow your jacket? I was stupid enough to forget mine..." He gave me the jacket, and I put it over myself. One of the homeless men spotted us and yelled out, "GET A ROOM YOU FAGS!" Arctures knew that I would just ignore it, but he didn't want to. "GET A JOB YOU FUCKWAD," Arctures replied in an angered tone. We had gotten to the car, and I got in the passenger's seat. Arctures was finally old enough to drive, so he got the keys and sat in the driver's seat. There was a cup filled with some kind of liquid. "What's in the cup," I asked. "A mix of Vodka and Gin. I only like hard liquor, none of that pussy shit," he replied. I kinda felt uncomfortable because I could still see condensation on the glass. Like it was fresh...

We were about 2 towns over when we were getting close to the sleazy motel he got for us. You always have to have a sleazy motel for sleazy sex. At about 10 miles left, he whipped it out. I was half asleep, so I cracked open an old Coke I found in the car. It was probably outdated for months, but I didn't care. Soda is Soda. "Hey, are you sure this soda won't.... OH FUCK! You want it now?" I said, surprised. He must have been either really crazy, or drunk.
He kind of waved it. Oddly, it was erect, like he got horny an the way there. Or maybe he had a motor fetish. We didn't talk the entire way there, so that was probably the case. He said, "You know you want it, you little slut." He kind of laughed. I replied back, in a cautious tone, "We'll skid of the road if I do. You're already drunk as it is, and I kind like living. So, no. Not until we get to the motel." He suddenly whimpered like a dog, and I said "That won't work on me... Nope... No way..."

More coming later if you guys like it

AkiraKinyota · 07-13-2006, 02:02 PM

Arcture's cock is hot. <3 Get some.

Arctures · 07-13-2006, 02:49 PM

I appreciate everything this thread stands for.

**ratna** · 07-13-2006, 03:22 PM

this story is epic

please continue

*TTR_loves_Mittens* · 07-13-2006, 03:39 PM

Arc was finished whimpering with only about a mile left. It had gotten soft anyway. He stuffed it back in his pants and zipped himself up as they pulled into the onramp. They drove around for bit, as they finally reliezed they were... Lost. "We're not lost," Arctures said, "we're just temporarily dazed in the city. We'll get there..." "Why the hell don't you just ask for directions," I said, wondering where the hell we were. I mean, it's not that easy to get lost in such a small city. "Doesn't Raven live around here? Why don't we ask him?" I suggested. "Why don't you just shut the fuck up while I figure out where we are," he answered back in a malignint tone. "Oh don't you take the fucking tone with ME. I'm the one who is going to," I said, when I was cut off off by a "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

We pulled into the parking lot of the sleazy motel. It was called "The Pirate's Booty." He could sense all of the dirty hookers that were in the other rooms. Well, mainly because there were endless amounts of pleasurious screams coming from them. So many STDs in there air, it gave it a venomous stench. It kinda smelled like a penis, a hooker's vag, and a donkey's ass rolled into one... And Arctures loved it. He kind of ran to the main office of the motel, he had already paid for the reservation to the room. He just needed the key.
"Good God he's horny" I said with a shocked tone. I had to stay in the car, unless he wanted to get caught...
The women that was in charge of the keys was old, wrinkly, and overall gross to look at. She had a smoker's voice. Raspy and tough like leather.
Arctures saw her and said "Um... Excuse me, I made a reservation yesterday and I need a key for the room?" The women replied "Okay, let me just look in the books... Okay, Room 14, aye? There are condoms in the nightstand drawer, big boy." Arctures left the room, and left her a snickering remark. "That's okay, I have a trashbag in the car"

Arctures opened the door to the office, and signaled for me to get out of the car.

*TTR_loves_Mittens* · 07-13-2006, 07:38 PM

I got out of the car, and followed him to room 14. The sexual frustation was getting to him, as his hands were shaking as he put the key into the slot. "Damn it! Get in there... Damn it!" Arctures said in frustration. He finally got it in, and twisted the key, unlocking the door. He opened it, and immedietly dropped his pants. Arc was hard as rock, and said "Choke on it!" "Wow, it looks... Bigger in person..." I said, trying to keep my expression cool, but I couldn't help but look shocked. I decided, better just go ahead and finish the job and fufill the promise. I slowly walked over to him as Arctures sat on the bed. "Hurry up," Arc said, and I then I got on my knees. Then, with a bit of restraint, a put my lips on him. Arctures moaned as I moved my tounge around it. "Oh God... Your mouth is so... Warm..." Arctures said in between heavy breaths. I got more and more relaxed, as Arc felt more and more pleasure. The sexual energy slowly built as he put is fingers through my hair. Oh crap, there was no turning back now...

It continued that way for about fourteen or fifteen minutes. As each minute passed, Arc start to moan louder and louder, till his furry side got to him and he start yelping like a dog and howling like a wolf. While I studied anatomy for that one summer in which I got bored, I learned something interesting. I learned that the nerve endings in the big toe are directly attached to the nerves around the genitels. So, as I felt Arc get closer and closer to his climaxing point, I grabbed both of them. I gave it one final blow, pulled the toes and Arc literaly blew all over my face. He went into a crazy mix of a moan and a grunt that I like to call a moan grunt. He felt it, and literally began to pant. He had blown pretty powerfully, but...

"YOU MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHEBAG! YOU GOT IT IN MY EYE YOU SON OF BITCH!" I cried in pain as I covered my right eye. I stumbled to get up, and walked aorund like a drunk man. I yelled at Arc, saying "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BATHROOM?! I NEED TO RINSE MY EYE OUT!!!" First, I hit a wall. "DAMN IT!" I said. Then I hit the TV with my knee. "DAMN IT AGAIN!" I said. Then, I ironically ended up in the small closet the Motel gave for your stuff. "FUCKING AYE! WHERE AM I?!" Then, I finally was in the bathroom! I turned on the water from the sink, and washed out my eye. Time passed, and the stinging stopped. I looked at myself in the mirror. It got in my hair too! So, I got those tiny weenie shampoos that the Motel gives, and washed out my hair. I was finished getting fixed up, and I went bac to the bedroom area. Arctures was passed out on the bed, sleeping. "Arc, wake up... Arctures? ARC GOD DAMN IT WAKE UP!!!" After that third time, I smacked him in the nuts, and what do you know? He woke up! Arc woke up fast, and held his nuts, saying "BITCH! What was that for?!" "That was for getting it in my FUCKING EYE! Take me back home! It's already 5..." I replied. Arctures got dressed, gave the key back to the lady with the smoker's voice (She asked, "Where's the trashbag big boy?"), and we went home. He whippied it on in the car again, and I still resisted his begging and whimpering. I knew he was kidding, it was still soft-stuck. He dropped me off, and I yelled out "CALL ME!!!" As he left... He's not going to call... Selfish bastard

Arimasen · 07-13-2006, 07:48 PM

kamron_1 [7.0] · 07-13-2006, 07:51 PM

Arimasen, you win, and pass me sum lolis plz

Sanjuro · 07-13-2006, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kamron_1 [7.0]

Arimasen, you win, and pass me sum lolis plz

EXCUSE ME BUT I MAADE THAT IMAGE

Arimasen · 07-13-2006, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanjuro

EXCUSE ME BUT I MAADE THAT IMAGE

But I posted it.

kamron_1 [7.0] · 07-13-2006, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanjuro

EXCUSE ME BUT I MAADE THAT IMAGE

EXCUSE GET

Arctures · 07-13-2006, 09:19 PM

yes this story sounds like exactly what I would do in a sexual situation.

Untouchable · 07-14-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Arctures

yes this story sounds like exactly what I would do in a sexual situation.

whore...

-mex- · 07-16-2006, 10:31 AM

You know you like it