Gumdrops and Rainbows everywhere.

wolfwood · 04-05-2006, 09:19 AM

Ok time for a rule thread. This is the new and improved sex barn. We no longer take you out back with 4 burly, bald, black man and then have them physicaly and analy rape you hard. No we take you out back with 4 burly blad black man and then rape you in the ass with a horse, then the black guys rape your left ear. This is hardcore shit folks.

(these options are not available to gays, because god hates them like bush hates black people)

The rules.

1. The sex barn is not about sex, secks, sex0rs, or sex. Its about adult humor, and we have a seperate section for that asstard.
2. El Defensor desnudo es dios.

bg_hojo72 · 06-18-2006, 04:30 AM

Why would you call yourself on Dickphone? It's not like it's a surprise when you pick up. Guess I need a map for that one...

-mex- · 06-18-2006, 12:51 PM

Shut the fuck up hojo you dickmunch.

Ps <3 you wolfwood

incogn(egro)ito · 06-18-2006, 02:07 PM

Do NOT question the dickphone.

bg_hojo72 · 06-18-2006, 04:22 PM

I apologize for questioning it. I shall punish myself and inflict self-ban from the Sex Barn forever.

R26Otacon · 06-18-2006, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfwood

wow the dick phone...i'm suprised i never saw that pic before....stuff like that.only a Bms forums...

Novasonic of /flex · 06-19-2006, 12:36 AM

You know Otacon, I'm not trying to be a dick, but I'm thinking the barn just isn't the place for you yet.

Sexy · 06-19-2006, 01:19 AM

Dickphone hasn't failed me yet. Will it ever? Most likely not.

Novasonic of /flex · 06-19-2006, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bg_hojo72

Why would you call yourself on Dickphone? It's not like it's a surprise when you pick up. Guess I need a map for that one...

He's also obviously not calling himself on dickphone, he's getting another dickphone call while making one. The dicks are different colors. Jesus pay attention.

Sexy · 06-19-2006, 02:08 AM

(Just out of curiosity, where is Zealot? Did he resign?)

PS, <3 wolfwood & Incon(ergro)ito.

Untouchable · 06-19-2006, 12:38 PM

Good question. I haven't seen any sign of him.

PS - Can we have lotus boobs?

Novasonic of /flex · 06-19-2006, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Untouchable

PS - Can we have lotus boobs?

No. No way in hell.

-mex- · 06-19-2006, 01:22 PM

I'm suprised anyone is scared by lotus. It's really not so bad.

Untouchable · 06-19-2006, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mexicans

I'm suprised anyone is scared by lotus. It's really not so bad.

I showed it to my sister and it scared the crap out of her. Personally, I think it's funny.

Riji · 06-19-2006, 02:40 PM

lotus boob is awesome, guys! D: