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04-05-2006, 09:19 AM
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#1 | | Level 10 Internet User.
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Ok time for a rule thread. This is the new and improved sex barn. We no longer take you out back with 4 burly, bald, black man and then have them physicaly and analy rape you hard. No we take you out back with 4 burly blad black man and then rape you in the ass with a horse, then the black guys rape your left ear. This is hardcore shit folks.
(these options are not available to gays, because god hates them like bush hates black people)
The rules.
1. The sex barn is not about sex, secks, sex0rs, or sex. Its about adult humor, and we have a seperate section for that asstard.
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06-18-2006, 04:30 AM
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#2 | | Kneel low and shake the hells
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Why would you call yourself on Dickphone? It's not like it's a surprise when you pick up. Guess I need a map for that one...
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06-18-2006, 12:51 PM
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#3 | | deeply disturbed
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Shut the fuck up hojo you dickmunch.
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06-18-2006, 02:07 PM
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#4 | | Off the NUTZ, Please.
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Do NOT question the dickphone. | |
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06-18-2006, 04:22 PM
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#5 | | Kneel low and shake the hells
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I apologize for questioning it. I shall punish myself and inflict self-ban from the Sex Barn forever.
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06-18-2006, 10:24 PM
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#6 | | //bemanistyle::[User]
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Originally Posted by wolfwood | wow the dick phone...i'm suprised i never saw that pic before....stuff like that.only a Bms forums...
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06-19-2006, 12:36 AM
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#7 | | Soaking panties since 1986
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You know Otacon, I'm not trying to be a dick, but I'm thinking the barn just isn't the place for you yet.
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06-19-2006, 01:19 AM
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#8 | | 13 Monsters 13 Monsters!
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Dickphone hasn't failed me yet. Will it ever? Most likely not.
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06-19-2006, 01:22 AM
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#9 | | Soaking panties since 1986
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Originally Posted by bg_hojo72 Why would you call yourself on Dickphone? It's not like it's a surprise when you pick up. Guess I need a map for that one... | He's also obviously not calling himself on dickphone, he's getting another dickphone call while making one. The dicks are different colors. Jesus pay attention.
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06-19-2006, 02:08 AM
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#10 | | 13 Monsters 13 Monsters!
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(Just out of curiosity, where is Zealot? Did he resign?)
PS, <3 wolfwood & Incon(ergro)ito.
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06-19-2006, 12:38 PM
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#11 | | ~Diversity Personified~
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Good question. I haven't seen any sign of him.
PS - Can we have lotus boobs?
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<ruri> hahahahahaha
<ledline> fatty
<ferf> check out my glasses
<Untouchable > Dude...is that really you?
<ferf> yeah that is really a picture of me
<ChibiShin> jesus christ dude did you shit out another person?
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06-19-2006, 12:40 PM
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#12 | | Soaking panties since 1986
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Originally Posted by Untouchable PS - Can we have lotus boobs? | No. No way in hell.
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06-19-2006, 01:22 PM
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#13 | | deeply disturbed
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I'm suprised anyone is scared by lotus. It's really not so bad. | |
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06-19-2006, 01:39 PM
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#14 | | ~Diversity Personified~
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Originally Posted by mexicans I'm suprised anyone is scared by lotus. It's really not so bad. | I showed it to my sister and it scared the crap out of her. Personally, I think it's funny.
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<Untouchable > Dude...is that really you?
<ferf> yeah that is really a picture of me
<ChibiShin> jesus christ dude did you shit out another person?
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06-19-2006, 02:40 PM
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#15 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
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