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Old 09-20-2006, 06:10 PM   #16
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If you she lets you suffocate her in anyway such as choking or smothering her, while fucking; she is a keeper. Just make sure you remind her, she is fairly useless outside of baking and baby-making and that you > her.

You don't love the bitch, you just want to stick your penis in her because when you think about her it gets rigor mortis. If her bf tried to stick a knife in her she is probably, Aubreys left overs (suprisingly intact).

If she is lying she is a worthless pos, and you should probably just stick your penis in her and jet. If the bitch would lie about that kind of stuff probably means if you do stick your penis in her, she would definately be on a leash. And you can come and feed her as you wish, which is a pretty sweet deal.



Oh ya, WRAP IT UP.

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Old 09-20-2006, 07:09 PM   #17
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If her bf tried to stick a knife in her she is probably either very loose and/or very sensitive.
I guess it depends on how far the knife went in, how much damage it did, and when.

I say just stick your penis in her no matter what. You might want to pull out and blind her just to be on the safe side.
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Old 09-20-2006, 07:21 PM   #18
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Replace #4 with Profit! and it works even better.
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Old 09-20-2006, 08:43 PM   #19
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You may not like her in that way, but obviously she is moving at a pace that is far faster than you'd like.

What kind of shit? Well, for example, she may end up telling you about how she hates talking about rape because she experienced similar torture. Would you get uncomfortable from hearing that so soon or would you welcome it and enjoy it?
......you bastard..thx for the truth..it hurts but...and well youre right
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Old 09-20-2006, 08:45 PM   #20
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lmao guys...so yoyre saying that i must kill bob with the cave and get the fuck outta there?? i mean i like her, and tbh im not capable of that
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Old 09-21-2006, 01:47 AM   #21
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......you bastard..thx for the truth..it hurts but...and well youre right
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Old 09-24-2006, 01:37 PM   #22
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shit in fact im planning to dump her..she caused some problems to me..parents you know...but i kinda like her, i knows its going to be really hard to me tbh...but when the moment comes ill do it...thx for the support guys
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Challenge her to a game of PIU. Loser gets raped and dumped.
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Old 09-24-2006, 09:17 PM   #24
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Did you stick it in her yet?
 

Old 09-25-2006, 01:09 PM   #25
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Damn this thread is fucked up. You "loved" her for a week and then you want to dump her because some random assholes online tell you she's fucked up? (She probably is and i'm also an asshole).

Seriously:
Tell her if she wants to talk to you about it she can and there's also counseling groups everywhere, but don't bring it up otherwise. None of your business unless she wants to make it that way.
 

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Kind of too late to tell her not to tell him.
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Old 10-04-2006, 12:25 AM   #27
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Did you stick it in her yet?
This guy had a very good question.
 

Old 10-04-2006, 02:05 PM   #28
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Jesus fucking christ kill minorities.
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Old 10-04-2006, 06:41 PM   #29
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Jesus fucking christ kill minorities.
Fuck you, triscuit.
You're just mad, because I am asking the question you are thinking. Fucking scrub.

And I am still curious about the fucking.
 

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Fuck you, triscuit.
You're just mad, because I am asking the question you are thinking. Fucking scrub.

And I am still curious about the fucking.
Pfft. Like you're a minority.
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