So here I sit as a 21, going to open the door to UBRS in wow, while stroking my penis for the last 2 hours. Its pretty raw. Just like how I left your 8 year old sister's pussy that one day. You know that day. The one where she wouldn't speak and felt like something was wrong. Trust me when I say that ass is Sweet. No this thread is even more raw then that. The title is hidden what is inside. Whats inside this is a question.
Have you found Jesus?
Jesus is not all hardcore nailed to the cross, little crying bitch with a crown of thorns. A crown that asshole refuses to share with anyone. No Jesus is a fun loving guy. With a true best friend we can all love. A man we know as Darth Vader. Note how happy the 2 are riding off at blazing speeds. Mounts that are epic quality that only the greatest of all cowboys can ride.
I mean a man riding off on such a thing gets my respect. But here may be some things you didn't know about this guy.
1: The reason why we celebrate easter with a bunny cause jesus took a shit on Mary Magdalene and it looked like a rabbit. It was the hottest steamiest scat action I have ever seen. Jesus was a scat man, what can I say. People who like scat are ok people in my book.
2: Jesus was nailed to the cross for a klondic bar. Not to save your sins. The sin part was a mistake as god pulled a fast one on him. Oh God that prankster. If he isn't tourturing Jews for 40 years in the desert, or putting plagues onto people he is sacrificing his ony son for self means.
3: Jesus being a Jew has gotten the lowest APR rate on a house ever recorded. He got this sweet deal when he went to the desert to fast, and the bank not wanting the lords death on their hands gave it to him. It was a smart play. Also he saved alot of money by not eating which allowed him to buy the above scene mount.
4: Jesus cured the blind by wiping his shit into their eyes. He could have snapped his fingers and made them see again, but this was funner. Not only for him but for everyone watching. Also the person who could see.
5: Jesus had a son. Yakitati! Japan's Kid is based around his son. Only Kid is 100000000X and has a bigger penis. The only people who can compare to kids amazing and pure sweetness is the Fonze. EHHHH! Because of this his son became An Hero. Maybe it was for the best.
After all this hard work i put into such a thread ( aprox 8 minutes) I would like to say, "Please, stop fagging up the barn". Also it is my birthday. Happy 21 to me and I hoped i entertained.
Its my Birthday and I will Cry if I want to. 
