[14:40] ferf: yiff me
[14:40] * Arctures yiffs his face then his butt
[14:40] m1|Iwata_kun: lol
[14:40] ferf: ohhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[14:40] * Arctures howls
[14:40] * Arctures knots
[14:40] ferf: SNIFF MY ASS
[14:40] Arctures: shit
[14:41] Arctures: well
[14:41] Arctures: what do you wanna do for 20 minutes?
[14:41] pfaft: get beer
[14:41] Arctures: uh
[14:41] ferf: fuck that
[14:41] ferf: then butt
[14:41] Arctures: not while my penis is stuck in his ass
[14:41] Arctures: do you even know how knotting works?
[14:41] pfaft: whatcha got it in there for anyway?
[14:41] Arctures: my god
[14:41] ferf: arent you listening
[14:41] ferf: jesus christ
[14:41] pfaft: yes?
[14:41] Arctures: we have quite the naive person in our presence
[14:41] ChibiShin: what you say?
[14:41] ChibiShin: bitch huh what?
[14:42] ferf: i wouldnt even bother with your face pfaft
[14:42] Arctures: i would not fuck his face
[14:42] Arctures: orhis butt
[14:42] Arctures: or his*
[14:42] pfaft: yes... i'm naive in the way of sodomy
[14:42] ChibiShin: I would fuck his face, then beat the shit out of him
[14:42] Arctures: ok
[14:42] Arctures: knotting
[14:42] Arctures: is the process
[14:42] Arctures: in which
[14:42] Arctures: a male dog
[14:42] Arctures: inserts his penis
[14:42] Arctures: into an orifice
[14:42] Arctures: and the dog's know
[14:42] Arctures: is also inserted into the orifice
[14:42] ChibiShin: why are
[14:42] pfaft: uh huh...
[14:42] ChibiShin: you typing
[14:42] ChibiShin: like this
[14:42] ChibiShin: it's really
[14:42] ChibiShin: irritating
[14:42] ChibiShin: you're like
[14:43] ChibiShin: that kid on
[14:43] Arctures: thus lodging it into the orifice until the penis' swelling subsides
[14:43] ChibiShin: malcolm in
[14:43] ChibiShin: the middle
[14:43] PF: he's emphasizing
[14:43] PF: the point
[14:43] ChibiShin: emphasize my
[14:43] ferf: pf less talky, more translatey
[14:43] ChibiShin: nuts in your ass
[14:43] Arctures: now, do you know what a knot is?
[14:43] ferf: OH I KNOW
[14:43] PF: I'M DOING IT MASSAH I'M DOING IT
[14:43] Arctures: OK ferf please tell us
[14:43] ferf: ITS THAT THING WHERE YOU TIE ROPE :ddddddd
[14:43] Arctures: F-
[14:43] Arctures: would not buy again
[14:43] ferf: uck this face
[14:44] pfaft: hairy muff.
[14:44] Arctures: now, can someone really tell us what the knot os?
[14:44] Arctures: is*
[14:44] Arctures: someone has to know
[14:44] Arctures: beside sme
[14:44] Arctures: besides me*
[14:44] pfaft: What a large knot that you have by your vagina.
[14:45] ferf: shut the fuck up
[14:45] Arctures: um
[14:45] Arctures: grammatically correct please
[14:45] ferf: ok guys so i have the best idea for a commercial
[14:45] pfaft: meh...
[14:45] Arctures: shoot
[14:45] ferf: ok well it starts off with a guy talking about some product
[14:45] ferf: like tampons
[14:45] Arctures: sounds hot
[14:45] pfaft: oooooo.... i've got a tampon in at the moment.....
[14:45] ferf: and then zidane walks in and just headbutts the shit out of him
[14:45] ferf: and the commercial ends
[14:45] Arctures: WHAT
[14:46] Arctures: I DON'T GET IT
[14:46] Arctures: BUT I LAUGH ANYWAYS
[14:46] ferf: EXACTLY
[14:46] Arctures: so yeah farf we're still knotted
[14:46] ferf: or actually
[14:46] Soten: was the headbutt on purpose
[14:46] PF: of COURSE
[14:46] Soten: i never found out, I didnt see the final
[14:46] ferf: the headbutt was phenomenal
[14:46] Soten: that must have been a nice penalty
[14:46] Soten: red or yellow?
[14:46] Arctures: ok I'm pulling out
[14:46] ferf: even though france lost the game, he still walked out a winner
[14:46] * Arctures pulls the knot out
[14:47] ferf: aww
[14:47] Arctures: uh
[14:47] ferf: i was enjoying it
[14:47] Arctures: that should hurt
[14:47] Arctures: like hell
[14:47] ferf: oh i mean
[14:47] ferf: OH GOD
[14:47] ferf: 300 SPIKES
[14:47] ferf: 300 PAIN
[14:47] Arctures: that's a cat
[14:47] ChibiShin: uh yeah, he fucking drilled him
[14:47] ChibiShin: that dude was on the ground and writhing in pain like a bitch
[14:48] Arctures: because he IS a bitcjh
[14:48] Arctures: that bitch
[14:48] Soten: was it a red card penalty :3?
[14:48] Arctures: yes
[14:48] m1|Iwata_kun: yeah
[14:48] ferf: zidane said that the guy called him a terrorist
[14:48] Soten: rofl pwnd.
[14:48] pfaft: lol
[14:48] Arctures: hahha
[14:48] ferf: probably said "you dont like slake"
[14:48] ferf: or "slazke sux u fag"
[14:48] m1|Iwata_kun: lol
[14:48] Arctures: slazke
[14:48] Arctures: well farf
[14:49] Arctures: you ready for another round of yiff
[14:49] ferf: well lets go through the checklist
[14:49] ferf: you yiffed my face
[14:49] ferf: then my butt
[14:49] ferf: i guess its free game at this point
[14:49] Arctures: ok
[14:49] Arctures: it's your turn now
[14:49] ferf: i take off my robe and wizard hat
[14:49] Arctures: but before we do
[14:49] Arctures: what's your fursona
[14:50] ChibiShin: oooh
[14:50] ChibiShin: make it a good one
[14:50] ChibiShin: duckbilled platypus
[14:50] ferf: lets see, last time i played furcadia when i was 12 not knowing that it was a furry game, i picked a gay looking "equine" with shit hair
[14:50] Arctures: pfft
[14:50] Arctures: it's called a horse
[14:50] Arctures: and they're all gay looking
[14:50] ferf: ok actually i think i will be a giraffe
[14:50] Arctures: all right
[14:51] Arctures: sounds fine
[14:51] Arctures: neck length?
[14:51] ferf: 50 yards
[14:51] Arctures: shit
[14:51] ferf: natalie portman
[14:51] Arctures: how did I fuck your face then?
[14:51] ferf: um
[14:51] ferf: i used my thick black tongue to hoist you up
[14:51] Arctures: oh ok
[14:52] ferf: wait i guess you are a dog then
[14:52] Arctures: now use that thick black tongue for some good anal rimming action
[14:52] Arctures: yes I am
[14:52] Arctures: I've said several times what my fursona is
[14:52] ferf: well first i toss you up in the air and make you slide down my coarse, uncomfortable mane
[14:52] ferf: and now you have a cool racing stripe on your back
[14:52] ferf: that is bleeding
[14:53] ferf: so i start licking it
[14:53] ferf: and then you die
[14:53] Arctures: you are a terrible yiffer ferf
[14:53] ferf: sorry IM TRYING SO HARD :<
[14:53] Arctures: just lick my anus and get it over with
[14:54] ferf: ok well since i am embarassed i make a quick phone call to my brother giraffe
[14:54] pfaft: lalalalalalalalalalala
[14:54] ferf: and he tells me to dunk you into the lake to lubricate you
[14:54] ferf: so i do that, and you come out sopping wet and livid
[14:54] Arctures: I love it
[14:54] pfaft: livid with what>
[14:54] pfaft: ?*
[14:54] ferf: and then i find out that a leech has attached to your anus
[14:55] Arctures: god damn it ferf
[14:55] Arctures: what is wrong with you
[14:55] pfaft: awwwwww.... the leech stole your spot
[14:55] Arctures: I jump into your sheath
[14:55] pfaft: poor ferf
[14:55] Arctures: and massage your penis from the inside
[14:55] ferf: wait what is a sheath
[14:55] ferf: let me get my dictionary
[14:55] Arctures: fucking hell
[14:55] ferf: oh sheath...
[14:55] Arctures: it's where the animal's penis is retracted to when not erect
[14:56] ferf: oh thank you
[14:56] Hulex: o.O
[14:56] pfaft: sheath for your bunghole
[14:56] Arctures: what
[14:56] ferf: i love it when a man corrects my vocabulary
[14:56] ferf: i begin to viciously gnaw on the leaves on the nearest tree
[14:56] Arctures: a furry no less
[14:57] ferf: and the dew slowly falls down and caresses your already dripping wet body
[14:57] Arctures: I feel your massive penis slowly becoming erect
[14:57] Arctures: I massage it as it slides past my body
[14:57] kappaiidx: so the pop'n accomp. thread is locked
[14:57] Arctures: worshipping its awesome length
[14:57] kappaiidx: :]
[14:57] ferf: i gaze over at you and, oh hey look at that
[14:57] kappaiidx: yea so ledline
[14:57] Arctures: what?
[14:57] kappaiidx: is really tiny
[14:57] ferf: did you know that this kind of tree only grows in africa
[14:57] Arctures: that's cool
[14:57] kappaiidx: like i thought he might be little
[14:58] kappaiidx: but he is really a 9 year old
[14:58] Arctures: no
[14:58] Arctures: he's 14
[14:58] kappaiidx: yes
[14:58] kappaiidx: no
[14:58] kappaiidx: 15
[14:58] ferf: yeah, look at the pattern on the bark
[14:58] kappaiidx: but he looks 9
[14:58] ferf: itis pretty radical
[14:58] Arctures: wow
[14:58] Hulex: wtf is going on :O
[14:58] Arctures: lemme see
[14:58] Arctures: oh wait
[14:58] Arctures: I'm stuck in your sheath
[14:58] pfaft: gay.
[14:58] Arctures: ah well
[14:58] ferf: im too interested in the tree to get hard again
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[14:58] Arctures: I slowly make my way back out and stare at the tree myself
[14:58] Arctures: shit man
[14:58] pfaft: dontcha just hate it when you get stuck in someones sheath??
[14:58] Arctures: there's like
[14:58] Arctures: spirals and shit
[14:58] Arctures: mang
[14:59] ferf: oh you are interested in the same subject as me
[14:59] ferf: i get hard again
[14:59] Arctures: yes
[14:59] Arctures: I feel it poke my back
[14:59] ferf: and pummel you with my massive giraffe penis
[14:59] Arctures: despite the fact that I'm like 4 feet away from you
[14:59] * pfaft gets out a pin to pop the penis
[14:59] Arctures: oh fuck yes
[14:59] * Arctures gnaws pfaft to death
[14:59] Arctures: oh where were we
[14:59] pfaft: impossible.
[14:59] Arctures: oh yeah
[14:59] Arctures: massive penis etc
[14:59] ferf: wait are you seeing another fursona
[15:00] Arctures: I think so
[15:00] Arctures: this guy
[15:00] Arctures: whatever his name is
[15:00] ferf: i cant stand cheaters
[15:00] Arctures: oh wait
[15:00] Arctures: no
[15:00] Arctures: I meant
[15:00] Arctures: physically view
[15:00] Arctures: not as in having sex with
[15:00] ferf: [17:01] * Arctures gnaws pfaft to death
[15:00] ferf: THEN WHAT IS THIS
[15:00] ferf: HMMM
[15:00] Arctures: me killing him
[15:00] ferf: oh ok
[15:00] pfaft: again, didn't work.
[15:00] Arctures: yes it did
[15:00] Arctures: you don't exist
[15:01] pfaft: again, i'm a SHE
[15:01] Arctures: nothing you say or do has any effect on what happens now
[15:01] Arctures: yeah if you are a she
[15:01] Arctures: why would I have sex with you?
[15:01] PF: shutup pfaft, this is some sensitive shit right here
[15:01] Arctures: see farf
[15:01] Arctures: you're the only one
[15:01] ferf: oh i see
[15:01] ferf: perfect
[15:01] pfaft: pfft.
[15:01] Arctures: all right
[15:01] Arctures: giraffe penis
[15:01] Arctures: stick it in
[15:01] Arctures: now
[15:01] ferf: i stick it in and caress your duodenum
[15:02] Arctures: oh jeez my duodenum is acting up
[15:02] pfaft: are you a jewish giraffe?
[15:02] ferf: i can feel it acting up ALL OVER MY FACE
[15:02] Arctures: wait
[15:02] Arctures: your penis is in your face?
[15:02] ferf: um
[15:02] ferf: ummm
[15:02] ferf: yes?
[15:02] Arctures: AWESOME
[15:03] ferf: :d
[15:03] Arctures: I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW
[15:03] Arctures: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AS I JIZZ IN YOUR MOUTH
[15:03] ferf: i am on my back now, wrapping my extremely huge neck around you
[15:03] pfaft: just trying to figure out if you were circumcised or just born with a small cock
[15:03] Arctures: I didn't think giraffe necks were flexible
[15:03] ferf: as to have leverage for extreme pumiping
[15:03] ferf: well mine is
[15:03] Soten:
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/1476/headshotz8vc.gif
[15:03] Arctures: cool
[15:04] ferf: i explode my load all over you, leaving you covered in white slime
[15:04] Arctures: I lick it all up, begging for more
[15:04] ferf: but since we are in africa it dries really fast
[15:04] Arctures: no
[15:04] ferf: your hair looks really cool now
[15:04] pfaft: and arctures fossilises
[15:04] ferf: i mean
[15:04] ferf: fr
[15:04] Arctures: the shade of the tree provides for cooler temperature
[15:04] ferf: i ate the leaves
[15:04] Arctures: but there's still the main standing part
[15:04] Arctures: the erect part
[15:05] ferf: ok well part of it dries really quickly
[15:05] Arctures: ok fine
[15:05] ferf: so you have a rally cool striped design
[15:05] Arctures: yes I do
[15:05] Arctures: apparently
[15:05] pfaft: so arctures only partially fossilises
[15:05] ferf: so i get a few leeches to fix that problem
[15:05] Arctures: hih
[15:05] Arctures: huh
[15:05] ferf: and they suck away on your fur
[15:05] Arctures: what
[15:05] Arctures: all right then
[15:05] ferf: while i lick them around and around
[15:05] Arctures: oh man
[15:05] Arctures: you know how to treat a fur right
[15:05] ferf: causing them to go all around you
[15:06] ferf: then they attach to my tongue
[15:06] Arctures: problem?
[15:06] pfaft: but leeches steal your place in arctures' bunghole don't they?
[15:06] ferf: which i put in your tight doggy butt
[15:06] Hulex: are we still talking about furry sheaths?
[15:06] Hulex: God D:
[15:06] Arctures: oh god
[15:06] Arctures: I feel them move inside of me
[15:06] ferf: with allt he leeches providing good lubrication
[15:06] Arctures: this is like no other feeling I've known before
[15:06] Arctures: it's incredible
[15:06] Arctures: keep on licking baby
[15:06] ferf: oh yes i am licking so hard for you
[15:06] pfaft: what? the feeling of nothing is incredible?
[15:07] Arctures: I hunch my body over so you get a good angle on my anus
[15:07] ferf: i get a nice running start and leap like an antelope
[15:07] Arctures: make your move, big man
[15:07] ferf: lading perfectly inside you
[15:07] pfaft: shouldn't it be "big" man??
[15:07] Arctures: UNF
[15:07] Arctures: THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
[15:07] ferf: and then while i ram in and out
[15:07] pfaft: lading must hurt.
[15:07] Arctures: PUMP IT MAN
[15:07] ferf: i start biting your ears
[15:08] Arctures: my ass is constantly being pummeled by your massive pelvis
[15:08] Arctures: I yelp in masochistic pain
[15:08] ferf: UNF YEAH
[15:08] Arctures: DRILL IT ALL IN ME
[15:08] Arctures: I WANT IT ALL
[15:08] ferf: oh yes it is all coming
[15:08] ferf: i explode inside you
[15:08] pfaft: KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:08] ferf: and it comes out your mouth
[15:08] Arctures: I FEEL IT ALL OOZING THROUGH EVERY PORE OF MY BODY
[15:08] Arctures: UHNF
[15:09] pfaft: so arctures is dead now, right?
[15:09] Arctures: whoo
[15:09] Arctures: man
[15:09] Arctures: that was
[15:09] Arctures: absolutely
[15:09] Arctures: the best experience
[15:09] Arctures: I ever had
[15:09] Arctures: fuck
[15:09] Arctures: now I need to release
[15:09] ferf: if you are kidding, then D:
[15:09] ferf: iof you are serious then
[15:09] Arctures: fucking serious man
[15:09] ferf: winner
[15:09] Arctures: I hunch my back over and start licking myself
[15:09] pfaft: how is serious? any good to fuck>
[15:09] pfaft: ?*
[15:10] Arctures: I insert my whole shaft into my muzzle
[15:10] Arctures: as you watch
[15:10] ferf: oh god i cant take this anymore
[15:10] Arctures: I'm reaching climax
[15:10] Arctures: care to take me over the edge?
[15:10] ferf: DDDDDD:
[15:10] pfaft: yes.... edge of a cliff
[15:10] kappaiidx: are you having fucking furry sex
[15:11] Arctures: I explode in my mouth
[15:11] BGS: stop guys, I'm almost cumming just from reading this
[15:11] pfaft: sad.
[15:11] Arctures: feeling the sweet sticky cum swish around in my mouth
[15:11] ferf: alomst?
[15:11] ferf: wow you need to practice more
[15:11] ferf: feel the burn
[15:11] ferf: feel the power
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[15:11] Arctures: oh god
[15:11] Arctures: I've never felt better
[15:11] Arctures: I need to rest now
[15:11] BGS: (spoilers that was sarcasm)
[15:11] pfaft: what is this? the room of sodomy and gay oral sex or something?
[15:11] Arctures: care to join?
[15:11] Arctures: duh
[15:11] BGS: well
[15:12] Arctures: where have you been for the past 15 minutes?
[15:12] ferf: yes pfaft that is exactly what it is
[15:12] BGS: only if you cum in my mouth, too
[15:12] Arctures: sounds good
[15:12] Arctures: just go at it and I'll comply
[15:12] BGS: but you're too young :<
[15:12] Arctures: who cares?
[15:12] pfaft: ahh....
[15:12] ferf: ok, so i actually just threw up a little in my mouth
[15:12] pfaft: you should all be shot.
[15:12] Arctures: no one cares about age in africa
[15:12] ferf:
[15:12] pfaft: either that or locked up at the nearest mental asylum
ITT Farf and I yiff, really (thread of the week) 
