Uh oh (I think I have herpes pt 2)

[Zer0 the Wraith]

it means you could kill me with that damn thing. not bad though dude.

[Arctures]

Originally Posted by mexicans

horseshoes? o man.

I do not understand how these can be used sexually.

[cstarflare]

You get hard and play horseshoes

If you miss and hit them in the balls you have to take it up the ass

If you win then they go down on you

It's tons of fun I would assume

[Novasonic of /flex]

Uh oh, I think I ended up in the gay classifieds.

Fucking seriously guys.

[Zer0 the Wraith]

Originally Posted by Novasonic of /flex

Uh oh, I think I ended up in the gay classifieds.

Fucking seriously guys.

hey, at least I'm willing to give a reach around

[Winn]

TO LAZY TO READ THE THREAD but you do not have herpes.

Besides, even if you did, it would be herpes simplex-1 and not 2, the STD. Going from what you've said on page 1.

everyone has simplex-1. You touch a door handle in a public place and you're good to go.

AND HERPES are big [for a virus], open sores and look like welts. not tiny red bumps on the lips.

3 years sex ed + 2 years working at gyno + AP biology + pre-med ftw. and even if you do contract herpes down the road, it's not the end of the world. Like everything, you can surpess it with antibiotics and even get the viral load so load it won't transmit if you bareback or something.


NOW EXCUSE ME I MUST FAP.

[Beer Can]

So, now that we've solved the mexicans's mystery, I present unto you all a problem of my own.

My penis appears to have developed a rash. HOW CAN THIS BE? And seriously... it fucking itches. This is a problem at work. At least, I think it's a rash. It's all red and inflamed in one localized spot.

[suepahfly]

Originally Posted by Ribos

So, now that we've solved the mexicans's mystery, I present unto you all a problem of my own.

My penis appears to have developed a rash. HOW CAN THIS BE? And seriously... it fucking itches. This is a problem at work. At least, I think it's a rash. It's all red and inflamed in one localized spot.

You must've pissed God off or something.

[FrozenHalo]

Originally Posted by Ribos

So, now that we've solved the mexicans's mystery, I present unto you all a problem of my own.

My penis appears to have developed a rash. HOW CAN THIS BE? And seriously... it fucking itches. This is a problem at work. At least, I think it's a rash. It's all red and inflamed in one localized spot.

...

its a problem at work you say?

If you don't mind me asking, where do you work?

[Beer Can]

Originally Posted by FrozenHalo

...

its a problem at work you say?

If you don't mind me asking, where do you work?

Best Buy. I sell computers.

You cannot sell a computer while scratching your cock. Hence the problem.

Fortunately, I think it might have just been a matter of divine wrath, because it seems to have calmed down. So thankfully, this means I do not have herpes.

[-mex-]

What would you do if your testicle has been hurting for about a year?

cuz mine has

[Beer Can]

Originally Posted by mexicans

What would you do if your testicle has been hurting for about a year?

cuz mine has

Check for cancer. That's right, feel up your balls.

It's only one testicle? And has the pain been continuous, or does it come and go, and if so, how often?

WE NEED DETAILS ABOUT YOUR BALLS.

[ben.]

Originally Posted by mexicans

What would you do if your testicle has been hurting for about a year?

cuz mine has

GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR ALREADY. Jeez. This is not the place to be asking for medical advice. Doesn't your family have health coverage?

[TTRlovesMittens]

Dear Danny,

It's probably just blue balls, so don't really worry. Just in case, masturbate, and tape it, and if it still hurts, see a doctor :<

XOXO,
TTR

[-mex-]

yeah, one ball and it's been on and off.