07-18-2006, 06:14 PM
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it means you could kill me with that damn thing. not bad though dude. | |
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07-18-2006, 08:11 PM
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#47 | | HEY EVERYBODY IT'S LABOR DAY
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Originally Posted by mexicans horseshoes? o man. | I do not understand how these can be used sexually.
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07-18-2006, 08:17 PM
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#48 | | Captain of the Scream Squad
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You get hard and play horseshoes
If you miss and hit them in the balls you have to take it up the ass
If you win then they go down on you
It's tons of fun I would assume
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Originally Posted by RADIORAMA on Rock Band JP Why not do a South Korean release instead. Japan is extremely xenophobic when it comes to video games. I bet Capcom had to tell the public that GTA is Scottish (or British for Stories games) and not American for it to sell. The South Koreans are much more open to American made games than the Japanese. | | |
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07-19-2006, 02:19 AM
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#49 | | Soaking panties since 1986
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Uh oh, I think I ended up in the gay classifieds.
Fucking seriously guys.
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07-19-2006, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Novasonic of /flex Uh oh, I think I ended up in the gay classifieds.
Fucking seriously guys. | hey, at least I'm willing to give a reach around | |
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07-19-2006, 01:58 PM
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#51 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
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TO LAZY TO READ THE THREAD but you do not have herpes.
Besides, even if you did, it would be herpes simplex-1 and not 2, the STD. Going from what you've said on page 1.
everyone has simplex-1. You touch a door handle in a public place and you're good to go.
AND HERPES are big [for a virus], open sores and look like welts. not tiny red bumps on the lips.
3 years sex ed + 2 years working at gyno + AP biology + pre-med ftw. and even if you do contract herpes down the road, it's not the end of the world. Like everything, you can surpess it with antibiotics and even get the viral load so load it won't transmit if you bareback or something.
NOW EXCUSE ME I MUST FAP. | |
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07-19-2006, 02:28 PM
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#52 | | APHEXTWINAPHEXTWINAPHEXTWIN
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So, now that we've solved the mexicans's mystery, I present unto you all a problem of my own.
My penis appears to have developed a rash. HOW CAN THIS BE? And seriously... it fucking itches. This is a problem at work. At least, I think it's a rash. It's all red and inflamed in one localized spot.
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07-24-2006, 01:23 AM
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#53 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
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Originally Posted by Ribos So, now that we've solved the mexicans's mystery, I present unto you all a problem of my own.
My penis appears to have developed a rash. HOW CAN THIS BE? And seriously... it fucking itches. This is a problem at work. At least, I think it's a rash. It's all red and inflamed in one localized spot. |
You must've pissed God off or something. | |
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07-24-2006, 01:28 AM
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#54 | | I HAVE NO INDECISION
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Originally Posted by Ribos So, now that we've solved the mexicans's mystery, I present unto you all a problem of my own.
My penis appears to have developed a rash. HOW CAN THIS BE? And seriously... it fucking itches. This is a problem at work. At least, I think it's a rash. It's all red and inflamed in one localized spot. | ...
its a problem at work you say?
If you don't mind me asking, where do you work? | |
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07-24-2006, 10:20 PM
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#55 | | APHEXTWINAPHEXTWINAPHEXTWIN
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Originally Posted by FrozenHalo ...
its a problem at work you say?
If you don't mind me asking, where do you work? | Best Buy. I sell computers.
You cannot sell a computer while scratching your cock. Hence the problem.
Fortunately, I think it might have just been a matter of divine wrath, because it seems to have calmed down. So thankfully, this means I do not have herpes. 
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08-16-2006, 09:11 PM
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#56 | | deeply disturbed
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What would you do if your testicle has been hurting for about a year?
cuz mine has | |
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08-16-2006, 10:17 PM
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#57 | | APHEXTWINAPHEXTWINAPHEXTWIN
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Originally Posted by mexicans What would you do if your testicle has been hurting for about a year?
cuz mine has | Check for cancer. That's right, feel up your balls.
It's only one testicle? And has the pain been continuous, or does it come and go, and if so, how often?
WE NEED DETAILS ABOUT YOUR BALLS.
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08-19-2006, 07:16 PM
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#58 | | Doctor of Deathology
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Originally Posted by mexicans  What would you do if your testicle has been hurting for about a year?
cuz mine has | GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR ALREADY. Jeez. This is not the place to be asking for medical advice. Doesn't your family have health coverage? | |
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08-20-2006, 01:18 AM
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#59 | | ベアトリーチェ様
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Dear Danny,
It's probably just blue balls, so don't really worry. Just in case, masturbate, and tape it, and if it still hurts, see a doctor :<
XOXO,
TTR
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08-20-2006, 08:53 PM
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yeah, one ball and it's been on and off. | |
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