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Old 08-29-2006, 09:11 PM   #1
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My woman

Race:
Chinese, Japanese, British, French, Korean, Russian
Height:
5'5" to 5'9"
Weight:
135 to 175
Hair: long and not curly/wavy
Ultimate turn on is: A Premed major. If you are a premed major, put me on a leash I am ur bitch for life
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Old 08-30-2006, 01:47 AM   #2
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135 to 175 is kinda broad dont you think
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:40 AM   #3
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Race:
Chinese, Japanese, British, French, Korean, Russian
You know she be lyin' 'bout that shit.

My ideal woman is currently legendary. When I have her picture maybe I'll show you...
 

Old 08-30-2006, 06:37 PM   #4
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Shinobu from Love Hina
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Old 08-30-2006, 06:58 PM   #5
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Race:
Nigger
Height:
Taller than me
Weight:
Large enough to not want to get out of my bathtub
Hair:
It will be shaved.
Ultimate turn on is:
Somebody who will stay in my bathtub forever and depend on me to feed them.
 

Old 08-30-2006, 07:21 PM   #6
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My ideal man's sexual personality is better left to Mordecai:
http://www.omgdidinsane.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=146

A slight bit more hardcore than I'd like, but more or less the same. :P

Physically:
Taller than myself (which is hard seeing as how I'm ~6'0").
Hot facial hair.
Not too skinny.
Slightly hairy to moderately hairy.
Russian+/Italian+/British/Canadian/American.. not too picky about this, though.
Cute smile.

Mentally:
Accepting of the same music as myself. (Yeah, this does play a big role. :P)
Great sense of humor; slightly sarcastic; spontaneous and fun.
(VERY) Open minded.

Last edited by Draigun : 08-30-2006 at 07:27 PM.
 

Old 08-30-2006, 07:34 PM   #7
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I don't look for someone on the outside. If a person is a good person, they're good for me. Those outer physical things only help :3
 

Old 08-30-2006, 07:38 PM   #8
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Those outer physical things only help :3
Well that's why it's your IDEAL man. ;p Half of those things up top, I'm not too worried about. :P
 

Old 09-08-2006, 12:05 PM   #9
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a nice jap chick well in ability of being a model :P with a nice breast measurement of like 80 or so cm n not skinny like, epeleptic, but chubby enuf so that when shes on her back u dont c the rib cage... thats always a turn off lol XD
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looking for the simfile to Taiyou no Mannaka he, by bivattchee, if any1 has plz pm me :3

donating things to me will make you happy lol
 

Old 09-08-2006, 12:07 PM   #10
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Looking for the following things in a woman:

3 feet tall
Flat Head
No teeth
No voicebox
No need to eat or drink
Doesn't walk

no actually

like 5'6" - 5'9"
nothing to extreme either way with weight (i like a woman with a little meat on her)
dark red hair
blue eyes
kind
ultimate turn on: ability to sing
 

Old 09-08-2006, 12:20 PM   #11
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epeleptic
Shit, I want a girl who'll go into shock during sex!
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:45 PM   #12
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LOL i was waiting for sum1 to pick that up lol why not have someone who has muscle contractions leaving them partialy immobile and making them look like a badly shaped pretzel :/ lol
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looking for the simfile to Taiyou no Mannaka he, by bivattchee, if any1 has plz pm me :3

donating things to me will make you happy lol
 

Old 09-10-2006, 07:53 PM   #13
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Tora

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The original. g//ay for k//eternal since 07-19-2006
 

Old 09-11-2006, 01:25 PM   #14
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Japanese or Chinese
 

Old 09-11-2006, 01:33 PM   #15
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Kitchens don't have vaginas.
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