09-11-2006, 11:59 PM
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#16 | | //bemanistyle::[Regular]
Nomi is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, Ohio Posts: 599
Marketplace Rating: 3 | I don't really have a 'perfect (man/woman)' picture. CONTRARY to popular belief I am not into women, but as far as what I think looks better:
Not blonde hair
Breasts C or smaller
Please for the love of God don't look anorexic/have some healthy fat on you
Either very straight or very curly hair
Not tall
Glasses are cute
As far as guys go:
Not taller than 5'9"
Please no mini-manboobs or gut that resembles a beer belly
Shave your damn face
Not blonde
None of that emo haircut/I wear girlpants shit
That's about it. I'm so much less lenient about what I think is an weight on guys than I am on girls. Don't know why. Anyone in an intellectual kind of major gets bonus points. Obnoxious drinkers/any tobacco use/pot is instant lose. | |
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09-13-2006, 12:04 AM
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#17 | | Off the NUTZ, Please.
incogn(egro)ito is offline
Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 78
Marketplace Rating: 0 | Quote:
Originally Posted by m335h73r of /flex Kitchens don't have vaginas. | That is why you need to make sure one is IN there DUH. Haven't I tauight you anything.
Basically this thread is gay, but I am gonna participate.
Cute, nice tits, full lips, round ass, shorter than me, preferably not needy, likes asphyxiation, and doesn't speak unless spoken too with an adorable personality.
Last edited by incogn(egro)ito : 09-20-2006 at 06:21 PM.
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09-13-2006, 03:53 PM
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#18 | | Not A Duplo.
Ichibo is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 78
Marketplace Rating: 0 | Race: White. (It's a race)
Weight: Skinny like a twig, hopefully a ribcage showing - something to grab onto while raping.
Hair: Brown mebbe, or dirty blonde.
Height: Slightly shorter than me.
Voice: Must sound sexy when whimpering.
Eyes: Closed.
Strength: Weaker than me, so I can pin+rape.
Hobbies: Being raped, talking about rape, feeling raped, etc.
Religion: Cock-worship or w/e.
Emos are a plus as they are used to crying lots.
Last edited by Ichibo : 09-13-2006 at 09:22 PM.
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09-14-2006, 12:31 AM
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#19 | | HEY EVERYBODY IT'S LABOR DAY
Arctures is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: AT WALMART Posts: 3,008
Marketplace Rating: 0 | Gender: male
Race: white (I'm a purist, sorry)
Height: 5'8 - 5'11
Weight: hard to say, but not overweight whatever that means
Hair: Dark brown
Body Hair: would be nice
Cock Size: slightly larger than average for the person's body size
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09-14-2006, 01:12 AM
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#20 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
illusory_light is offline
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chinese Restaurant Posts: 157
Marketplace Rating: 0 | A guy who let me be on top ALL THE TIME. To have really good looks and perfect teeth is a plus. | |
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09-14-2006, 11:56 AM
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#21 | | ~Diversity Personified~
Untouchable is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Naperville, Illinois Posts: 474
Marketplace Rating: 1 | Quote:
Originally Posted by God Shit, I want a girl who'll go into shock during sex! | OMG...LOL!!!!!!!! That made my day.
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<ferf> http://www.ferris.edu/SpecialEvents/...20Cloutier.jpg
<ruri> hahahahahaha
<ledline> fatty
<ferf> check out my glasses
<Untouchable > Dude...is that really you?
<ferf> yeah that is really a picture of me
<ChibiShin> jesus christ dude did you shit out another person?
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09-14-2006, 08:27 PM
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#22 | | HEY EVERYBODY IT'S LABOR DAY
Arctures is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: AT WALMART Posts: 3,008
Marketplace Rating: 0 | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichibo Race: White. (It's a race)
Weight: Skinny like a twig, hopefully a ribcage showing - something to grab onto while raping.
Hair: Brown mebbe, or dirty blonde.
Height: Slightly shorter than me.
Voice: Must sound sexy when whimpering.
Eyes: Closed.
Strength: Weaker than me, so I can pin+rape.
Hobbies: Being raped, talking about rape, feeling raped, etc.
Religion: Cock-worship or w/e.
Emos are a plus as they are used to crying lots. | I really hate/love how I fit most of this description D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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09-14-2006, 10:05 PM
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#23 | | //bemanistyle::[Regular]
ultralowincome is offline
Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 678
Marketplace Rating: 0 | i already have her...she's my girlfriend  | |
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09-17-2006, 07:33 AM
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#24 | | //bemanistyle::[User]
ZANTSU is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hyères, France Posts: 46
Marketplace Rating: 0 | The same as ultralowincome, my girlfriend is the best  She's japanese/french (  ), younger than me (3 years), but taller  I love her too much 
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09-17-2006, 08:50 AM
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#25 | | ~ Homoeroticism ~
nVGDlm_zk is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: circle circle dot dot Posts: 3,784
Marketplace Rating: 0 | Big, firm tits, must not be either skinny as a fucking twig or fat as a fucking tree, share multiple intrests (especially musical), white and uh, not be fucking stupid.
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09-20-2006, 06:18 PM
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#26 | | Off the NUTZ, Please.
incogn(egro)ito is offline
Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 78
Marketplace Rating: 0 | Quote:
Originally Posted by illusory_light A guy who let me be on top ALL THE TIME. To have really good looks and perfect teeth is a plus. | Lame and that probably requires for him to have a small penis. I mean seriously, I aim for the stomach don't know about these scrubs. That is also utterly lazy on your part.
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09-20-2006, 07:47 PM
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#27 | | no girls on internet, etc
noisy doll☆ is offline
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,970
Marketplace Rating: 1 | Quote:
Originally Posted by incogn(egro)ito That is also utterly lazy on your part. | What are you talking about? I do more work on top.
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09-21-2006, 08:22 AM
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#28 | | Off the NUTZ, Please.
incogn(egro)ito is offline
Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 78
Marketplace Rating: 0 | Quote:
Originally Posted by noisy doll What are you talking about? I do more work on top. | I wasn't talking the movement. I was saying usually the chicks who want to be on top like to control how much they take, basically being to fucking lazy to take the pain. If I am on top I can just hold there hands back and ya LOL listen for the ouches. | |
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09-21-2006, 05:37 PM
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#29 | | no girls on internet, etc
noisy doll☆ is offline
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,970
Marketplace Rating: 1 | we'd go well together then.
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09-21-2006, 10:37 PM
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#30 | | Pleasure You Can't Measure
DeusExMachina is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 990
Marketplace Rating: 1 | What clothes do u find very attractive on women?
I think Boots, Long Dress and and long coat very hot
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