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Old 09-11-2006, 11:59 PM   #16
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I don't really have a 'perfect (man/woman)' picture. CONTRARY to popular belief I am not into women, but as far as what I think looks better:

Not blonde hair
Breasts C or smaller
Please for the love of God don't look anorexic/have some healthy fat on you
Either very straight or very curly hair
Not tall
Glasses are cute

As far as guys go:
Not taller than 5'9"
Please no mini-manboobs or gut that resembles a beer belly
Shave your damn face
Not blonde
None of that emo haircut/I wear girlpants shit

That's about it. I'm so much less lenient about what I think is an weight on guys than I am on girls. Don't know why. Anyone in an intellectual kind of major gets bonus points. Obnoxious drinkers/any tobacco use/pot is instant lose.
 

Old 09-13-2006, 12:04 AM   #17
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Kitchens don't have vaginas.
That is why you need to make sure one is IN there DUH. Haven't I tauight you anything.

Basically this thread is gay, but I am gonna participate.

Cute, nice tits, full lips, round ass, shorter than me, preferably not needy, likes asphyxiation, and doesn't speak unless spoken too with an adorable personality.

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Old 09-13-2006, 03:53 PM   #18
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Race: White. (It's a race)
Weight: Skinny like a twig, hopefully a ribcage showing - something to grab onto while raping.
Hair: Brown mebbe, or dirty blonde.
Height: Slightly shorter than me.
Voice: Must sound sexy when whimpering.
Eyes: Closed.
Strength: Weaker than me, so I can pin+rape.
Hobbies: Being raped, talking about rape, feeling raped, etc.
Religion: Cock-worship or w/e.
Emos are a plus as they are used to crying lots.

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Old 09-14-2006, 12:31 AM   #19
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Gender: male
Race: white (I'm a purist, sorry)
Height: 5'8 - 5'11
Weight: hard to say, but not overweight whatever that means
Hair: Dark brown
Body Hair: would be nice
Cock Size: slightly larger than average for the person's body size
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:12 AM   #20
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A guy who let me be on top ALL THE TIME. To have really good looks and perfect teeth is a plus.
 

Old 09-14-2006, 11:56 AM   #21
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Shit, I want a girl who'll go into shock during sex!
OMG...LOL!!!!!!!! That made my day.
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<ferf> yeah that is really a picture of me
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Old 09-14-2006, 08:27 PM   #22
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Race: White. (It's a race)
Weight: Skinny like a twig, hopefully a ribcage showing - something to grab onto while raping.
Hair: Brown mebbe, or dirty blonde.
Height: Slightly shorter than me.
Voice: Must sound sexy when whimpering.
Eyes: Closed.
Strength: Weaker than me, so I can pin+rape.
Hobbies: Being raped, talking about rape, feeling raped, etc.
Religion: Cock-worship or w/e.
Emos are a plus as they are used to crying lots.
I really hate/love how I fit most of this description D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Old 09-14-2006, 10:05 PM   #23
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i already have her...she's my girlfriend
 

Old 09-17-2006, 07:33 AM   #24
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The same as ultralowincome, my girlfriend is the best She's japanese/french (), younger than me (3 years), but taller I love her too much
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Old 09-17-2006, 08:50 AM   #25
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Big, firm tits, must not be either skinny as a fucking twig or fat as a fucking tree, share multiple intrests (especially musical), white and uh, not be fucking stupid.
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Old 09-20-2006, 06:18 PM   #26
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A guy who let me be on top ALL THE TIME. To have really good looks and perfect teeth is a plus.
Lame and that probably requires for him to have a small penis. I mean seriously, I aim for the stomach don't know about these scrubs. That is also utterly lazy on your part.

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Old 09-20-2006, 07:47 PM   #27
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That is also utterly lazy on your part.
What are you talking about? I do more work on top.
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:22 AM   #28
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What are you talking about? I do more work on top.
I wasn't talking the movement. I was saying usually the chicks who want to be on top like to control how much they take, basically being to fucking lazy to take the pain. If I am on top I can just hold there hands back and ya LOL listen for the ouches.
 

Old 09-21-2006, 05:37 PM   #29
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we'd go well together then.
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Old 09-21-2006, 10:37 PM   #30
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What clothes do u find very attractive on women?

I think Boots, Long Dress and and long coat very hot
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