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Old 09-08-2006, 12:03 AM   #1
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Excellent. We need more OS Girl comics where they punch each other in the face.
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:21 AM   #2
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I had a dream like that once.

I was like 8 though.
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Old 09-08-2006, 02:18 AM   #3
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My most sexual dream was a wet dream.

I was jacking off a penis the size of an elephant.

Weird ass dream, man.
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Old 09-08-2006, 10:22 AM   #4
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It's electroshock therapy!
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Old 09-08-2006, 11:48 AM   #5
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mm well... thats one manga with one fucked up char... might be funny but im still pretty sure it will traumatize any kid who reads that... he might try electroshock hes penis and attatch a light globe to it....
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Old 09-09-2006, 12:51 AM   #6
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The man's got levels more bravery than me, I'll give him that.
 

Old 09-11-2006, 01:06 AM   #7
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wow. i've seen alot, but flashlights penis sticks it in the cake
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Old 09-11-2006, 04:06 PM   #8
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Old 09-15-2006, 01:35 PM   #9
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i didn't save it rofl
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Old 09-18-2006, 11:05 PM   #10
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That looks as if it may hurt a bit....
 

Old 09-18-2006, 11:12 PM   #11
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even better than having a fleshlight
 

Old 09-23-2006, 07:12 AM   #12
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Now I know what to do when I don't have a flashlight around the house!!
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Old 09-25-2006, 02:04 AM   #13
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That is scientifically not possible. So lets say u shove a light bulb up ur cock and you sit in the electric chair. The potential difference between your foreskin, your urethra and the two contact points of the bulb is 0 because they are on the same current loop. If you took one isolated from your skin contact point of the bulb and shorted it to ground then it would light up.
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:41 AM   #14
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That post was very enlightening. I've been trying to figure out for weeks why this doesn't work when I try it at home.
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Old 09-25-2006, 09:47 PM   #15
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That is scientifically not possible. So lets say u shove a light bulb up ur cock and you sit in the electric chair. The potential difference between your foreskin, your urethra and the two contact points of the bulb is 0 because they are on the same current loop. If you took one isolated from your skin contact point of the bulb and shorted it to ground then it would light up.
But this lightbulb-penis combo is Lost Technology.
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