Could someone translate this section from the Distorted page?

[GD-Man]

Because the Babelfish translation is unreadable.

PS2 beatmaniaIIDX13 DistorteD -SECRET-

Down at the bottom, there's a section that talks about home version stuff, namely the Sota songs and the old Beatmania songs. Could someone summarize what they're trying to say in the second paragraph about the Beatmania songs? Just in case you're curious, here's the copied text from the Babelfish translator. I understand that they revived the songs Drunk Monky and Caldera in commemoration of the 10 year anniversary, but the rest freaking hurts my brain to try and comprehend.

And as for DRUNK MONKY and CALDERA with beatmania series music, as for DRUNK MONKY as for beatmania 4thMIX and CALDERA it was recorded in beatmania 7thMIX.
BEMANI10 anniversary namely after the first beatmania working calling commemoration of 10th anniversaries, it is the beatmania music which comes to the point of recording, but but when becomes also the type of 5 - 10 years ago, there is a last game data of music, but as for the material data those which are many, do not remain, in that case 7 key 譜 aspect is the meaning which becomes something which does again to arrange the note of 5 key 譜 aspects in 7 lanes.
4 tunes which have appeared with actually default became so.
For the prayer where that is close originally with that, has played beatmania of that time it is something which is easy to adapt also you can say. But with feeling unsatisfactorily in the aspect of response, with there was the anxiety which is said in the prayer which is accustomed to recent IIDX.
Then the material data was a labor assistant, high degree of difficult system hugely tune to recorded these 2 tunes with the thing which is agreeable "DistorteD".
For コラボ tune to reach high degree of difficulty result, in general to compensate with this as for the necessity is not the kana which (on the other hand low inserted degree of difficult tune more the person who?) ...... Also you think, but the beatmania tune which anyhow this time rises to the stage of 7 keys if it has become something which can be enjoyed for everyone, it is fortunate.

[D.J.JSRF]

They said that they are losing almost all of the original materials because the old beatmania games had already been released for 5-10 years,so they can't make complete new charts for the default four beatmania songs.But Caldera and Drunk Monky were two exceptions,so they decided to revive these two songs,put all the keysound together to make a bunch of completely new 7keys/14keys charts for these two songs,in order to avoid new IIDX players getting angry about the old ridiculous charts and made some hard songs to go with the title "DistorteD". (But the three collaboration songs were already hard enough for the game.They began to regret for making these two songs that hard.)

[PURPLE STRiKER]

like they lost the data?

[Trick]

Originally Posted by aCo

like they lost the data?

Lost the samples is my guess.

[PURPLE STRiKER]

instant heartbr3eak if thats true... no hopes for hellscaper IIDX version

[Empathy]

i'm pretty sure L.E.D. would have no trouble redoing Hell Scaper. The other artists who had revivals in DD CS are no longer with Konami if i'm remembering correctly.

[vjgyo]

they could always make songs with new keysounds. It's not hard to do in FruityLoops. i remade jam jam reggae and Hell Scraper in there once.

[my58vw]

I liked the original drunk monkey chart - now the calderon I will know about once I receive my 7th mix kit

[GA.Mole]

You can find out right now. Use the 5 Key mod and play it on DD CS. When you use the 5-Key mod for the 6 beatmania revivals, it let's you play the old beatmania charts.

[Compass]

Caldera is brilliant. Slake rules all.

blv.

[an ass]

Originally Posted by D.J.JSRF

(But the three collaboration songs were already hard enough for the game.They began to regret for making these two songs that hard.)

Those songs were pretty much created for the kaiden course, I think. I wonder what Gold CS's kaiden is gonna look like then. Maybe it'll be the same one as the AC version?

(and if so, then Mei is the new V )

[[x]Pepe[x]]

Originally Posted by Compass

Caldera is brilliant. Slake rules all.

blv.

Fantastic!

[afex.racer_X]

Originally Posted by an ass

Those songs were pretty much created for the kaiden course, I think. I wonder what Gold CS's kaiden is gonna look like then. Maybe it'll be the same one as the AC version?

(and if so, then Mei is the new V )

Probably not. I do expect Sense2007 and one revival, probably Nageki to be in Gold's kaiden. The other two might be the collab's they're getting ready to do. (Assuming they're doing multiple collab's)

[GD-Man]

Originally Posted by D.J.JSRF

They said that they are losing almost all of the original materials because the old beatmania games had already been released for 5-10 years,so they can't make complete new charts for the default four beatmania songs.But Caldera and Drunk Monky were two exceptions,so they decided to revive these two songs,put all the keysound together to make a bunch of completely new 7keys/14keys charts for these two songs,in order to avoid new IIDX players getting angry about the old ridiculous charts and made some hard songs to go with the title "DistorteD". (But the three collaboration songs were already hard enough for the game.They began to regret for making these two songs that hard.)

Wow, thanks a bunch. I suppose this means that holding out for more old songs to be revived on 7-key is sort of a pipe dream then. I'm surprised they can't simply use a home version or *gasp* a dump of the arcade hard drive images to rip the data, but I guess they mean uncompressed audio. That's a shame :/ I guess I'll never get to play Free Kicker in the comfort of my own home.

[DUBSTEPALLDAY]

Originally Posted by an ass

Those songs were pretty much created for the kaiden course, I think. I wonder what Gold CS's kaiden is gonna look like then. Maybe it'll be the same one as the AC version?

(and if so, then Mei is the new V )

Well Mei is a way better song than V anyways.