RedOctane

[Mr_Owen]

Has anyone ever wondered about what the purpose of the extra area on the back of a RedOctane mat is for? After a long bout of deliberation, I have decided that this area was made specifically as an area for RedOctane to stand on while they rape you in the ass. Hope you can still FC with them behind you.

[mirasaki]

I thought it was so that they could display their crappy logo so you'd memorize their name when you sue them for selling you a defective mat

[Mr_Owen]

The rust was marketed as a bonus feature. But I wasn't fooled.

[Αng]

BECAUSE RAPE IS TOTALLY HILARIOUS RIGHT GUYS







-_-;

[MidnightRecession]

this is really goddamned stupid