Well I was raped on my way to Saturday school!
I was walking down West street and there was an alleyway that was a shortcut to my school, but there was some freaky hobo who raped me :/
Anyway, I had a saturday school detention, so I just had to sit there for 4 hours completely silent, devoid of any activity to pass the time.
When I was walking home I saw that freaky hobo. He waved and I waved back.
When I got home my key broke in the lock, so I had to climb through a window in order to get into my apartment. Augh that sucked since I cut myself on an old piece of metal when I was climbing to the second story! I need to get shots to prevent infection :/
When I got inside I tried to wash out the wound as much as possible and bandaged it, then I went back downstairs to go the an Emergency Room (which is abbreviated just like my initials. Go figure.) When I found my family murdered in cold blood. Geez! Another mess to clean up!
I called the police, and they got there about 30 minutes after.
The policeman knocked and said "Sorry, had a donut run!" and then I opened the door. He looked at me, ignored my family, and started to bitch in my face, calling me a "stupid brownie." He flipped the bird, told me to learn english, and left. Geez!
I was then left alone to mop up the blood, and bury the bodies. 6 out of 8 members down!
Also this is a complete lie, don't we already have a thread like this?
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